1 00:00:13,054 --> 00:00:15,055 [ suspenseful music playing ] 2 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:38,013 [ music continues ] 3 00:01:57,492 --> 00:01:58,826 Yee-hah! 4 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:01,703 What's to do? You cut yourself or summat? 5 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:03,831 Who's that yelling blue murder? 6 00:02:04,415 --> 00:02:05,415 Angus! 7 00:02:05,416 --> 00:02:07,709 You'd think he'd found the missing link or something. 8 00:02:09,003 --> 00:02:11,547 Don't worry-- it's only an old fossil. 9 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:12,923 It won't bite. 10 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:15,884 Sexy beast, isn't he? The caveman, I mean. 11 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,845 If that's a primitive man, 12 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:19,805 it looks like a dinosaur sat on him. 13 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:21,765 It is a dinosaur, I think. 14 00:02:21,766 --> 00:02:23,642 Oh, go pull the other one! 15 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:26,103 Oh, Dad had a cow looked like that once, 16 00:02:26,104 --> 00:02:27,104 called Bessie. 17 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:28,605 I reckon that's Bessie. 18 00:02:28,606 --> 00:02:30,566 Silly moo, that's not a cow. 19 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:31,859 It's got no horns. 20 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:32,860 - [ gasps ] - Me spotted dick! 21 00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:34,236 Let's see what she looks like. 22 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:36,280 [ rooster crows ] 23 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,162 [ water running ] 24 00:02:45,957 --> 00:02:47,666 Even if it ain't a cow, 25 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,835 I bet it ain't no dinosaur neither. 26 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:51,044 I'm afraid you're right. 27 00:02:51,045 --> 00:02:52,087 Is it not? 28 00:02:52,088 --> 00:02:54,840 It can't be. 29 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:56,550 Come over here. 30 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:59,261 You see those stones? 31 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:00,762 You mean those flints, 32 00:03:00,763 --> 00:03:02,890 Mr. Flint, the archeologist? 33 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:04,850 Still playing happy families at your age? 34 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:07,144 Not since we lost mum and dad, no. 35 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,568 Well, that layer of flints represents 1 ,000 years. 36 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:16,361 How do you know that? 37 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:17,988 There was a convent on this site. 38 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:20,449 It had just been built when the Domesday Book was written. 39 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:22,659 1 066, William the Conqueror. 40 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:24,119 Close. 1 086. 41 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:25,871 And what do you deduce from that? 42 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:28,498 Well, Mr. Smart, the schoolmaster, 43 00:03:28,499 --> 00:03:31,960 I deduce that your old skull dates back from Roman times, 44 00:03:31,961 --> 00:03:33,921 'cause that's nearly twice as deep. 45 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:35,047 You're not as daft as you look. 46 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:36,173 Watch it. 47 00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:38,258 And to prove it... 48 00:03:38,259 --> 00:03:39,635 these coins, 49 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:41,970 found at the same level as the skull, 50 00:03:41,971 --> 00:03:44,473 bear the stamp of Marcus Carausius 51 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:47,226 who governed the province of Mercia in 286 A.D. 52 00:03:47,685 --> 00:03:50,437 And where, pray, is Mercia? 53 00:03:51,439 --> 00:03:53,357 You're sitting on it. 54 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:55,108 Romans didn't keep pet dinosaurs, 55 00:03:55,109 --> 00:03:56,360 I take it. 56 00:03:56,361 --> 00:04:00,364 No, they missed each other by about 25 million years. 57 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:02,699 Well, if it's not a dinosaur, what is it? 58 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,953 I don't know. 59 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:08,038 Maybe I'll find out when I've excavated further. 60 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:09,748 - Tomorrow. - What? 61 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:11,166 Tomorrow! 62 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:13,043 It's time to get ready for the party now. 63 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:14,920 It'll be dark in no time anyway. 64 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:16,046 What party? 65 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:17,965 No one's invited me to a party, have they? 66 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:19,091 Well, no. 67 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:20,592 Not in a manner of speaking, 68 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:22,261 but they've invited me and Eve, 69 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,762 and since the truck's packed up, 70 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:25,305 we need someone to escort us. 71 00:04:25,306 --> 00:04:26,431 What about supper? 72 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:29,017 Oh, you'll get plenty to eat at the party. 73 00:04:29,018 --> 00:04:30,602 Our other guests are going to take potluck 74 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:31,895 down at the pub. 75 00:04:31,896 --> 00:04:33,272 - Oh! - Man: Hi, Mary! 76 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:34,982 And miss one of our Mary's hot dinners, 77 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:36,108 how did you talk 'em out of that? 78 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:37,943 Bribery. Me and Eve promised them 79 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:40,028 a hot water bottle each when we got back. 80 00:04:40,029 --> 00:04:41,530 Mary, you're having me on. 81 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:42,990 [ laughs ] They're cute. 82 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:45,534 You might get one, too, if you play your cards right. 83 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:46,743 Happy families. 84 00:04:46,744 --> 00:04:47,953 [ giggles ] 85 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,496 Turn the water off, will you? 86 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:52,958 Come on, Dino. 87 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:55,252 You're going to make history. 88 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:57,629 Man: 1 , 2, 3, 4! 89 00:04:57,630 --> 00:04:59,840 [ Irish punk playing ] 90 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:07,639 ♪ John D'ampton went a-fishing once ♪ 91 00:05:07,932 --> 00:05:09,558 ♪ A-fishing in the weir ♪ 92 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:11,643 ♪ He caught a fish upon his hook ♪ 93 00:05:11,936 --> 00:05:13,061 ♪ He thought looked mighty queer ♪ 94 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,939 ♪ Now what a kind of fish it was ♪ 95 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:18,066 ♪ John D'ampton couldn't tell ♪ 96 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:19,985 ♪ But he didn't like the look of it ♪ 97 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:21,320 ♪ So he threw it down a well ♪ 98 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:22,279 Ha! 99 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:24,698 [ cheering ] 100 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:32,497 ♪ Now the worm got fat and growed ♪ 101 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:34,791 ♪ And growed an awful size ♪ 102 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:36,752 ♪ With great big teeth and a great big mouth ♪ 103 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,879 ♪ And great big goggle eyes ♪ 104 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:41,048 ♪ And when at night it crawled about ♪ 105 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:43,008 ♪ A-lookin' for some booze ♪ 106 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:45,218 ♪ If it fell dry upon the road ♪ 107 00:05:45,219 --> 00:05:46,511 ♪ It milked a dozen cows ♪ 108 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:47,346 Ha ha! 109 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:55,479 Yeah! 110 00:06:02,236 --> 00:06:04,154 [ squealing ] 111 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,659 ♪ ♪his fearful worm would often feed ♪ 112 00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:11,286 ♪ On cows and lamb and sheep ♪ 113 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:14,247 ♪ And swallow little babes alive ♪ 114 00:06:14,248 --> 00:06:16,041 ♪ When they lay down to sleep ♪ 115 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:18,126 ♪ So John set out and caught the beast ♪ 116 00:06:18,127 --> 00:06:20,212 ♪ And cut it into halves ♪ 117 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:22,381 ♪ And that's what stopped it eatin' babes ♪ 118 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,049 ♪ and sheep and lambs and calves ♪ 119 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:25,050 Ha! 120 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,518 ♪ So now you know how all the folks ♪ 121 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:36,561 ♪ On both sides of the weir ♪ 122 00:06:36,562 --> 00:06:39,022 ♪ Lost lots of sheep and lots of sleep ♪ 123 00:06:39,023 --> 00:06:40,315 ♪ And lived in mortal fear ♪ 124 00:06:40,316 --> 00:06:43,068 ♪ So drink the health of brave Sir John ♪ 125 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:44,736 ♪ Who kept the babes from harm ♪ 126 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:47,072 ♪ Saved cows and calves by makin' halves ♪ 127 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:48,573 ♪ Of that famous D'ampton worm ♪ 128 00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:49,408 Ha! 129 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:51,785 [ cheering ] 130 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:55,330 ♪ So drink the health of brave Sir John ♪ 131 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:57,332 ♪ Who kept the babes from harm ♪ 132 00:06:57,333 --> 00:06:59,626 ♪ Saved cows and calves by makin' halves ♪ 133 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:01,336 ♪ Of that famous D'ampton worm ♪ 134 00:07:01,337 --> 00:07:02,254 Yee-hah! 135 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:04,339 SINGER: Whoo! 136 00:07:19,188 --> 00:07:20,439 Ahh. 137 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,524 Why all the fuss over a moldy worm? 138 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:24,151 Moldy, nothing! 139 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:25,652 He's our local hero! 140 00:07:25,653 --> 00:07:28,155 Haven't you heard of the D'ampton worm before? 141 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:29,698 And brave John D'ampton? 142 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:31,366 Not before tonight. No, I can't say I have. 143 00:07:31,367 --> 00:07:32,576 He's an outcomer. 144 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:34,453 - Way out. - The Orkneys. 145 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:35,912 He's staying with us. 146 00:07:35,913 --> 00:07:37,789 As a paying guest. 147 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:39,207 How very convenient. 148 00:07:39,208 --> 00:07:41,168 Welcome to D'ampton hall, Mr... 149 00:07:41,169 --> 00:07:43,295 Flint. Angus Flint. 150 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:44,796 The archeologist. 151 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:45,922 And I'm James D'ampton. 152 00:07:45,923 --> 00:07:46,965 The landlord. 153 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:48,758 Ah, the D'ampton worm. 154 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:51,303 I didn't mean-- 155 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,929 I'm sorry. I meant you must be connected. 156 00:07:52,930 --> 00:07:54,890 No, well, distantly, we are. 157 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:57,809 Sir John D'ampton was a valiant knight who slew the local dragon. 158 00:07:57,810 --> 00:08:00,812 For centuries, my ancestors have immortalized the occasion 159 00:08:00,813 --> 00:08:02,647 with an annual banquet for the locals, 160 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:05,358 usually with tankards of mead and Morris dancing. 161 00:08:05,359 --> 00:08:08,236 This year--which is my first as lord of the manor, as it were-- 162 00:08:08,237 --> 00:08:11,114 I thought we'd hit the worm with a little roll or rock. 163 00:08:11,115 --> 00:08:12,782 You really digging up my farmyard? 164 00:08:12,783 --> 00:08:13,783 Yours? 165 00:08:13,784 --> 00:08:15,410 Yeah, the Trent girls are my tenants. 166 00:08:15,411 --> 00:08:16,495 I'm sorry. I-- 167 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,330 Don't give a damn. Have fun. 168 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:21,041 I suppose digging in cow dung is fun, is it? 169 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:22,709 It depends on what you find underneath. 170 00:08:22,710 --> 00:08:24,794 Well, look, if you find any chastity belts, 171 00:08:24,795 --> 00:08:26,004 for God's sake, let me know. 172 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:28,048 The maids are always getting into trouble. 173 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:30,217 We have the most terrible staff problem these days. 174 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:32,385 I will, but I don't expect to. 175 00:08:32,386 --> 00:08:33,929 It's the site of an old convent. 176 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:35,472 Good lord, whatever next? 177 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:37,599 I think I might have found your worm. 178 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,392 Or its ancestor. 179 00:08:39,393 --> 00:08:41,353 I unearthed a skull this afternoon 180 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,813 on the site of what I suspect to be a Roman villa. 181 00:08:43,814 --> 00:08:45,357 So you really are an archeologist. 182 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,359 I'm a student on a scholarship grant. 183 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:50,111 I'm writing a paper for my graduation on the Romans in Mercia. 184 00:08:50,112 --> 00:08:51,321 Why pick them? 185 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:53,406 There was quite a large Roman settlement here according to the records, 186 00:08:53,407 --> 00:08:55,617 but it's never been thoroughly excavated. 187 00:08:55,826 --> 00:08:57,702 And you've, uh, dug up our worm? 188 00:08:57,703 --> 00:09:01,498 Well, it's closer to Tyrannosaurus Rex than a worm, I reckon. 189 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,751 Well, you mustn't take the word "worm" too literally. 190 00:09:04,752 --> 00:09:06,586 It's an adaptation of the Anglo-Saxon wyrm, 191 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:08,213 meaning dragon or snake. 192 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:10,131 The Gothic waurms, the German wurm-- 193 00:09:10,132 --> 00:09:11,132 It's all the same word. 194 00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:14,844 No, the common earthworm was not always the lowly creature it is today. 195 00:09:15,429 --> 00:09:17,347 Remember that next time you bisect one with your shovel. 196 00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:18,557 You want some more? 197 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:20,350 Mmm! It's very tasty. 198 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:24,020 Oh, good. So you've taken to our local specialty. 199 00:09:24,021 --> 00:09:27,315 Pickled earthworms in aspic is not to everyone's taste, I can tell you. 200 00:09:27,316 --> 00:09:28,233 Ow! 201 00:09:30,027 --> 00:09:31,278 - Bleh. - [ laughs ] 202 00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:32,612 Cheer up, Angus. 203 00:09:32,613 --> 00:09:33,530 We're going home. 204 00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:35,156 And we're going to dance? 205 00:09:35,157 --> 00:09:36,074 Right. 206 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:40,704 She won't have to come back alone, will she? 207 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:41,580 Of course not. 208 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:44,833 James will fetch her back in his posh car. 209 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:47,168 I swore I'd never come this way again meself, 210 00:09:47,169 --> 00:09:48,837 and I wouldn't neither, 211 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:50,797 if it weren't for me brave Scotch lad. 212 00:09:50,798 --> 00:09:53,008 Scots, please. Scotch is a drink. 213 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:54,843 Wouldn't say no to one just now. 214 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:56,678 Mmm. It's chilly. 215 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,388 [ laughs ] 216 00:09:58,389 --> 00:10:01,641 My mum and dad used to come this way home from the pub. 217 00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:03,310 It's a neat shortcut. 218 00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:05,061 Or was. 219 00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:07,355 Nobody uses it at night now. 220 00:10:07,356 --> 00:10:09,107 Not since they... 221 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:10,817 disappeared. 222 00:10:10,818 --> 00:10:12,986 What do you mean, "disappeared"? 223 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:14,613 It was last year. 224 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,531 They left the pub as usual, 225 00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:18,199 set off through the grove, 226 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,118 and then, well, 227 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:23,580 it's as if they were just swallowed up. 228 00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:25,582 You mean they vanished with no trace at all? 229 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:27,959 No sign of a struggle? Nothing? 230 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,085 Nothing. 231 00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:32,047 There were search parties, tracker dogs-- 232 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:34,174 Nothing. 233 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:36,301 I still can't believe they're gone. 234 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:39,929 I have a feeling they've been spirited away. 235 00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:41,973 They’ll come back again someday. 236 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:44,643 And in the meantime, you're both running the guest house? 237 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,895 Till something better comes along. 238 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,730 It looks like something has for Eve. 239 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,315 You mean James? 240 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,733 Some hopes. 241 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,026 They're just good friends-- 242 00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:55,028 In the old-fashioned sense. 243 00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:57,072 He's a proper fly-by-night, that one. 244 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:59,115 Never here. 245 00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:00,909 Still. 246 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:03,787 He was kind to us, when-- 247 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:05,372 When we were-- 248 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:06,998 Orphaned. 249 00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:08,249 Sounds funny, don't it? 250 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:09,876 "Orphaned." 251 00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:12,128 Was there no one else to help? 252 00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:14,506 If you're trying to ask me if I've got a boyfriend, 253 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,216 the answer's no. 254 00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:17,801 Not now. 255 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:20,261 He killed hisself on a motorbike. 256 00:11:20,262 --> 00:11:21,638 Daft bugger. 257 00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:25,892 [ approaching engine ] 258 00:11:27,311 --> 00:11:29,854 [ eerie music ] 259 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:46,830 My God, that scared me. 260 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:48,248 It's only a car. 261 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:50,166 Driving in the dark without headlights? 262 00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:51,167 There's moonlight. 263 00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:53,253 To a deserted house? 264 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:55,547 Did the police look there? For your parents? 265 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:58,174 First place they did look. 266 00:11:58,175 --> 00:11:59,801 I want to go home. 267 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,850 [ clock ticking ] 268 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:08,893 [ door opens ] 269 00:12:14,191 --> 00:12:15,275 Hello, Mary. 270 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:16,776 Hello, Ernie. 271 00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:18,987 What are you doing here at this time of night? 272 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,697 Enjoying a cup of tea. 273 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,240 Brewed by one of your guests 274 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,659 before he went to bed with a hot water bottle. 275 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:27,245 Seems he was tired of waiting. 276 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:29,247 What's up? 277 00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:30,874 You haven't found an... 278 00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:35,211 [ gasps ] 279 00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:46,222 It's our Dad's. 280 00:12:46,223 --> 00:12:48,016 Where did you find it? 281 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:50,143 I thought it might be. 282 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:55,106 It was found in Stonerich Cavern by a potholer. 283 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:58,860 Was there anything else? 284 00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:01,279 Not so far. 285 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:03,156 [ quietly ] No. 286 00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:09,496 It was taken last summer. 287 00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:14,751 Is there any hope? 288 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,669 We're resuming the search in the morning. 289 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,131 I'll join you. Pick me up on your way. 290 00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:21,716 Right. 291 00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:24,385 But if you're all right, then... 292 00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:26,846 I'll be off. 293 00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:27,889 Thanks, Ernie. 294 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:29,974 Oh, um, 295 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,769 I saw a strange car with hooded lights 296 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,854 in the grove near Temple house. 297 00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:35,855 Oh, well, 298 00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:38,399 better take a look, I suppose. 299 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,778 Bang goes another early night. 300 00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:42,946 Good night, Mary. 301 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,490 Good night. 302 00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:48,701 Good night. I'll be along tomorrow as well. 303 00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:50,203 It is tomorrow. 304 00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:55,834 [ eerie music ] 305 00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:07,929 [ crow cawing ] 306 00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:27,699 [ whispering ] Hello, Charlie? 307 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:28,741 Ernie here. 308 00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:30,326 CHARLIE OVER RADIO: Where are you? 309 00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:32,245 I'm up at Temple House. 310 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,330 There's an intruder on the premises. 311 00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:36,332 Get over here as quick as you can. 312 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,626 How can I? You've got the car. 313 00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:41,462 I know I've got the car. Get a taxi. 314 00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:43,840 I arrested him for drunken driving. 315 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:47,886 You've locked him up for drunken driving? 316 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,679 I don't believe it. 317 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,973 I've having me dinner. 318 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,975 I don't care if you are in the middle of your supper. 319 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:55,810 But me takeaway will be ruined! 320 00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:58,271 Fuck the cold country-fried turkey and get on your bike. 321 00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,773 I can't. Me pump's broke. 322 00:15:00,774 --> 00:15:03,818 I see. Well, you can take your bicycle pump 323 00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:05,570 and shove it up your ass! 324 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:06,571 [ Charlie burps ] 325 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,909 Aah! Oh! 326 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,286 [ grunts ] 327 00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:15,496 Can I help you? 328 00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:17,373 Oh, your ladyship. 329 00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:19,959 I've been stung by a snake. 330 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,879 Snakes bite. Bees sting. 331 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,006 Yeah, it wouldn't be a bee this time of year. 332 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:26,466 Hardly a snake either. 333 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,468 It's probably a nettle. 334 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,303 Come inside and I'll take a look at it. 335 00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,180 Thanks. 336 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:34,474 Anyway, I need someone to help me fix my lights. 337 00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:36,434 I can't find my wretched fuse box. 338 00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:39,228 [ eerie sultry music ] 339 00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:46,736 There. 340 00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:51,074 Now, if what we see them do in the adventure films is correct, 341 00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:52,116 you should suffer nothing worse 342 00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:54,744 than a swollen ankle and a slight headache. 343 00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:56,329 So it was a snakebite then? 344 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:59,832 Despite the fact the little fellow should have been hibernating, yes. 345 00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,960 I just hope we wasn't too late. 346 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,795 Perhaps we should phone the hospital. 347 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,463 Oh, no, no, no. 348 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,256 They'd only amputate. 349 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,511 Oh. [ laughs ] 350 00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:13,763 What you need is another brandy. 351 00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:15,181 No, I shouldn't. 352 00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:16,182 Not on duty. 353 00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:17,642 Purely medicinal. 354 00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:20,228 Anyway, you can't be on duty at this time of night. 355 00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:22,188 very well. 356 00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:24,649 Thanks, your ladyship. 357 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,361 Is your colleague going to join us? 358 00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:30,488 Uh, no. 359 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:33,408 He's having trouble with his bicycle pump. 360 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,118 Doesn't know what he's missed. 361 00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:37,870 Thanks. 362 00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,790 Tell me-- 363 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:43,626 Why were you playing Peeping Tom on my property? 364 00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:47,046 Well, I thought you was being burgled, your ladyship. 365 00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:48,548 What with the flashing light 366 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:51,843 and a strange car being sighted in the grove. 367 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:53,845 My dear man, you should know by now 368 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:57,682 that I change my car as regularly as a snake sheds its skin. 369 00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:00,560 Yes, but we wasn't expecting you back till the spring. 370 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:01,728 As usual. 371 00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,354 It is spring. Look. 372 00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:08,776 Here's to the first swallow [laughs]. 373 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,863 Cheers. 374 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:19,287 Who on earth could be prowling around the grove 375 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,539 at this time of night? 376 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,374 Tell me, who reported me? 377 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,793 One of the Trent girls. Mary. 378 00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:28,963 Weren't her parents supposed to have vanished there? 379 00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:31,966 I'm surprised she'd ever dare to set foot in the place again. 380 00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,802 She had a Scots lad for company. 381 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,180 Really? 382 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:41,434 They're joining the search party in the morning. 383 00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:42,518 What search party? 384 00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:46,272 Something's been found in Stonerich Cavern. 385 00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:47,648 And what was that? 386 00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:49,859 Joe Trent's watch. 387 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:52,487 And was he on the end of the chain? 388 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,655 [ eerie sultry music ] 389 00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:30,066 [ sheep bleating ] 390 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,488 [ music sting ] 391 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,667 Hello? Anyone in? 392 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:05,143 [ music ] 393 00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:37,091 [ door creaks ] 394 00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:03,367 [ music sting ] 395 00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:57,171 [ hisses ] 396 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,057 [ gate squeals ] 397 00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:45,511 [ horn honks ] 398 00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:48,180 [ Eve giggles ] 399 00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:00,484 Eve: I hope the kettle's on! 400 00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:13,039 I love Mr. Flint's hole. 401 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,665 It's rather fascinating. 402 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,671 They've found our dad's watch. 403 00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:23,341 Where? 404 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,468 Stonerich Cavern. 405 00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:28,512 Mary and Angus have gone over there with a search party. 406 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,973 But only nutty potholers go down there. 407 00:22:30,974 --> 00:22:32,516 Supposed to be dangerous as hell. 408 00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:33,851 I know that. 409 00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:35,770 Did you want me to drive you over? 410 00:22:37,397 --> 00:22:38,564 There's no point now. 411 00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:39,774 Besides, it's too late. 412 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:41,067 We'll never catch up with them. 413 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:43,819 I'll just have a lie down till they get back. 414 00:22:45,405 --> 00:22:46,280 Right. 415 00:22:48,825 --> 00:22:50,117 Yeah, I'm a bit tired myself. 416 00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:52,828 How could you keep me up all night... 417 00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:57,500 dancing, for God's sake? 418 00:22:59,669 --> 00:23:00,669 I've got the camera in the car. 419 00:23:00,670 --> 00:23:02,755 I thought I might take a few shots of the excavation before I go. 420 00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:05,091 [ clock striking ] 421 00:23:06,426 --> 00:23:07,843 I'll take a cab. I'll call later. 422 00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:11,180 Not too much later. 423 00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:13,599 [ retreating footsteps ] 424 00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:16,727 [ eerie music ] 425 00:23:47,342 --> 00:23:48,175 Aah! 426 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:59,270 [ roaring ] 427 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:01,230 [ clamoring ] 428 00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:06,235 [ roaring ] 429 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:17,955 [ screaming ] 430 00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:19,039 [ roaring ] 431 00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:22,543 [ screaming ] 432 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:37,057 [ grunting ] 433 00:24:37,058 --> 00:24:38,142 Dionin... 434 00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:39,143 [ grunting ] 435 00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:40,895 [ footsteps ] Eve? 436 00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:42,897 - Eve! You all right? - [ gasps ] 437 00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:43,898 What happened? 438 00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:44,899 I'm all right. Don't fuss. 439 00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:47,026 [ gasping ] Just blacked out, that's all. 440 00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:47,943 [ gasping ] 441 00:24:47,944 --> 00:24:48,861 All right. 442 00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:49,987 And now can you make the stairs? 443 00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:51,322 'Course I can. 444 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:52,907 What do you think, I'm an invalid? 445 00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:55,242 [ gasping and sobbing ] 446 00:24:55,243 --> 00:24:56,494 That's it. 447 00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:57,828 very slowly. 448 00:25:08,089 --> 00:25:09,131 Here. 449 00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:11,675 Now what happened up there? 450 00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:13,594 You better tell me. 451 00:25:16,556 --> 00:25:19,016 Well... 452 00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:21,977 I saw some stuff... 453 00:25:21,978 --> 00:25:24,939 on the wall. 454 00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:27,483 And on the crucifix. 455 00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:30,903 So--So, I went to wipe it off... 456 00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:34,114 and... 457 00:25:34,115 --> 00:25:37,284 that's all--all I remember. 458 00:25:38,453 --> 00:25:39,370 Yeah, just try harder. 459 00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:41,038 What else did you do? 460 00:25:42,290 --> 00:25:43,749 Nothing. I told you. 461 00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:48,254 I put me watch... 462 00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:49,463 in me pocket. 463 00:25:49,464 --> 00:25:51,549 Your watch? You mean your father's watch? 464 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,551 Yes. I... 465 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:58,055 I put it in me pocket. 466 00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:01,475 And then... I started going up the stairs. 467 00:26:01,476 --> 00:26:02,935 [ hisses ] 468 00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:05,813 - And then-- - It wasn't like that just now. 469 00:26:06,022 --> 00:26:06,855 Aah! 470 00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:10,192 I remember now. 471 00:26:10,193 --> 00:26:11,235 [ panting ] 472 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:14,613 After I passed out, I remember... 473 00:26:14,614 --> 00:26:16,824 a serpent! 474 00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:18,659 A horrible thing. 475 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:20,786 Towering above me, 476 00:26:20,787 --> 00:26:23,038 curled around a crucifix! 477 00:26:23,039 --> 00:26:25,040 Was it white? Like the one in the yard? 478 00:26:25,041 --> 00:26:26,041 What? 479 00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:27,084 Just relax. 480 00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:28,627 Was it like the one in the excavation? 481 00:26:28,878 --> 00:26:30,462 There's no snake there. What do you mean? 482 00:26:30,463 --> 00:26:32,131 - Okay, come with me. - No! 483 00:26:32,132 --> 00:26:33,382 Come on. It's just a mosaic. 484 00:26:33,383 --> 00:26:34,383 - It can't harm you. - No! 485 00:26:34,384 --> 00:26:36,802 It's very important you see it. 486 00:26:36,803 --> 00:26:38,971 [ music ] 487 00:26:42,225 --> 00:26:44,602 Was it like that? 488 00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,312 He must have uncovered it this morning 489 00:26:46,313 --> 00:26:48,939 before going off with Mary on the search. 490 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:51,483 It wasn't there yesterday when he found the skull. 491 00:26:51,484 --> 00:26:54,987 And that was the dinosaur business you were on about last night? 492 00:26:56,239 --> 00:26:59,116 Where is it now, the skull? 493 00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:00,826 It's in his room. 494 00:27:00,827 --> 00:27:01,952 Let's have a look. 495 00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:16,842 Spring cleaning? 496 00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:18,302 - Shit! - Thank God! 497 00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:20,012 If you're looking for what I think you're looking for, 498 00:27:20,013 --> 00:27:21,180 I left it on the desk. 499 00:27:21,181 --> 00:27:22,973 Now, Eve's had a bad trip. 500 00:27:22,974 --> 00:27:23,974 What do you mean? 501 00:27:23,975 --> 00:27:24,975 Well, she'll tell you all about it. 502 00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:25,976 Just don't interrupt her. 503 00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:28,437 I'm going to go now, but I'll come back later. 504 00:27:28,438 --> 00:27:30,230 If you find the missing skull, let me know. 505 00:27:30,231 --> 00:27:32,232 Aren't you going to ask how we got on? 506 00:27:32,233 --> 00:27:33,942 I can tell from your faces. 507 00:27:40,116 --> 00:27:41,659 Well... 508 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:42,660 [ engine starts ] 509 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:45,871 It all started when we found your note, 510 00:27:45,872 --> 00:27:48,332 and I went upstairs for a lie down. 511 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,334 [ thunder ] 512 00:28:16,403 --> 00:28:18,237 [ rock music playing on radio ] 513 00:28:18,988 --> 00:28:20,531 'Scuse me. You couldn't drop me off 514 00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:22,074 at Lowdow Youth Hostel could you, 515 00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:23,492 if you're going that way? 516 00:28:23,493 --> 00:28:25,536 Or if you're broken down, perhaps I could help. 517 00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,121 No, I haven't broken down. 518 00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:28,455 I'm snake watching. 519 00:28:29,916 --> 00:28:32,793 I'm not going to see much if this keeps up, am I? 520 00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:34,002 All right, then. Hop in. 521 00:28:34,003 --> 00:28:35,462 Put your rucksack in the back. 522 00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:38,215 Oh, thanks. Thanks very much. 523 00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:40,759 [ engine starts ] 524 00:28:45,223 --> 00:28:48,058 [ rock music playing loudly ] 525 00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:50,477 That's some system you've got there. 526 00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:52,563 How do you rate the music? 527 00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,481 I'm not really into head banging. 528 00:28:54,774 --> 00:28:56,525 Are you into any sort of banging? 529 00:28:58,611 --> 00:29:00,404 I'm not bad on the mouth organ. 530 00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:01,613 [ chuckles ] 531 00:29:01,614 --> 00:29:03,824 You're sweet. What's your name? 532 00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:05,117 Kevin. 533 00:29:05,118 --> 00:29:07,286 Mates call me Kev. Ah. 534 00:29:07,287 --> 00:29:09,705 Look, Kev, you're soaked. We're passing my door. 535 00:29:09,706 --> 00:29:12,166 Why don't you come in and dry off? 536 00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:13,792 It'll be getting dark soon. 537 00:29:13,793 --> 00:29:16,545 Oh! Big boy like you, afraid of the dark? 538 00:29:16,546 --> 00:29:20,424 No, I just don't want to be late for my dinner at the youth hostel, that's all. 539 00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:23,343 Don't worry. You'll leave me well satisfied. 540 00:29:24,387 --> 00:29:25,929 Well, that's very kind. 541 00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:27,347 Kind, nothing. 542 00:29:27,348 --> 00:29:28,557 If you don't get out of those wet things, 543 00:29:28,558 --> 00:29:29,850 you're going to catch your death. 544 00:29:29,851 --> 00:29:31,643 I won't hear another word. 545 00:29:31,644 --> 00:29:33,645 [ engine accelerates ] 546 00:29:45,325 --> 00:29:46,867 Down you go. 547 00:29:46,868 --> 00:29:48,285 [ chuckles ] 548 00:29:49,329 --> 00:29:50,871 Mm-hmm. 549 00:30:00,924 --> 00:30:01,757 Yes, I'm home. 550 00:30:02,759 --> 00:30:04,009 [ laughs ] 551 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:05,177 I'm hungry. 552 00:30:05,345 --> 00:30:06,261 Me, too. 553 00:30:06,262 --> 00:30:08,138 Dinner won't be long. 554 00:30:08,139 --> 00:30:10,599 Meantime, let's have some music, eh? 555 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:19,817 [ playing folk music ] 556 00:30:41,297 --> 00:30:42,965 That's enough of that, Kevin. 557 00:30:43,925 --> 00:30:45,133 That sort of music freaks me out. 558 00:30:49,264 --> 00:30:51,682 Well, the water should be hot enough now. 559 00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:54,268 So it's a nice bath for you, 560 00:30:54,269 --> 00:30:56,979 and then dinner. 561 00:30:56,980 --> 00:30:58,397 And after that? 562 00:30:58,398 --> 00:31:01,108 Ah, the experience of a lifetime. 563 00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:03,443 I can forget the hostel, then? 564 00:31:03,444 --> 00:31:04,528 'course you can. 565 00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:06,363 I wouldn't dream of letting you go now. 566 00:31:06,364 --> 00:31:09,116 They're not expecting you, are they? 567 00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:10,701 Nah. 568 00:31:10,910 --> 00:31:13,203 Well, then. 569 00:31:16,624 --> 00:31:18,959 [ suspenseful music ] 570 00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:25,883 There. That's just a sample. 571 00:31:26,968 --> 00:31:28,635 Bath time. 572 00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:34,141 Bet your girlfriend doesn't do this for you. 573 00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:36,393 No. Nor me mum neither. 574 00:31:36,644 --> 00:31:38,896 Well, I remind you of your mother, do I? 575 00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:41,064 No. N-Not exactly. 576 00:31:41,065 --> 00:31:43,692 It's just that you're so... considerate. 577 00:31:45,862 --> 00:31:47,321 There. 578 00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:48,405 Thank you. 579 00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:50,198 Oh, I haven't finished yet. 580 00:31:50,199 --> 00:31:51,283 Stand up. 581 00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:53,911 Come on. 582 00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:56,079 I'm not going to bite you. 583 00:32:01,794 --> 00:32:02,794 [ splash ] 584 00:32:02,795 --> 00:32:06,381 My, you are a fine, growing boy. 585 00:32:11,679 --> 00:32:13,347 [ hisses ] 586 00:32:13,348 --> 00:32:14,848 [ crunch ] [ grunts ] 587 00:32:16,267 --> 00:32:17,768 [ gasping ] 588 00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:20,437 My God, Kevin, 589 00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:23,148 you do have appalling B.O. 590 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,778 Save your breath. You've halitosis, too. 591 00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:30,530 [ laughs ] 592 00:32:30,531 --> 00:32:34,368 It's no use your even attempting to scream, dear boy. 593 00:32:36,746 --> 00:32:38,372 You see, your vocal cords are paralyzed. 594 00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:41,333 In fact, your entire nervous system is paralyzed. 595 00:32:41,334 --> 00:32:42,626 You're a vegetable. 596 00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:45,504 Metaphorically speaking, of course. 597 00:32:45,505 --> 00:32:48,757 The god is not a vegetarian. 598 00:32:48,758 --> 00:32:52,302 Now, if you're sitting comfortably, 599 00:32:52,303 --> 00:32:55,389 I shall tell you why you must not be afraid to die. 600 00:32:55,390 --> 00:33:00,227 To die so that the God may live is a privilege, Kevin. 601 00:33:00,228 --> 00:33:02,479 And if you know anything at all about history, 602 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:11,947 you will know that human sacrifice is as old as Dionin himself, 603 00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:19,788 whose every death is a rebirth into a god ever mightier! 604 00:33:19,789 --> 00:33:21,456 [ doorbell rings ] 605 00:33:21,457 --> 00:33:22,958 Shit. 606 00:33:24,419 --> 00:33:25,419 [ sighs ] 607 00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:27,921 How remiss of me. 608 00:33:27,922 --> 00:33:30,632 Should have turned the lights off. 609 00:33:30,633 --> 00:33:34,636 I shall have to take precautions, Kevin. 610 00:33:34,637 --> 00:33:36,763 Actually, I'm doing you a favor. 611 00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:06,043 Good evening. What can I do for you? 612 00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:07,586 Well, forgive me for dropping in like this, 613 00:34:07,587 --> 00:34:08,670 but, uh, 614 00:34:08,671 --> 00:34:09,838 you're not in the book. 615 00:34:09,839 --> 00:34:12,049 If you mean the phone book, no, I'm not. 616 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:14,342 Why? Is this a survey or something? 617 00:34:14,343 --> 00:34:15,969 Neh. Not really, no. 618 00:34:15,970 --> 00:34:17,929 I hear you're having trouble with a snake. 619 00:34:17,930 --> 00:34:21,266 You must be from the Council then. 620 00:34:21,476 --> 00:34:23,894 No, I've just seen Ernie's ankle. 621 00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:25,145 You're a doctor? 622 00:34:25,146 --> 00:34:26,938 No, forgive me. I'm your neighbor. 623 00:34:26,939 --> 00:34:28,315 James D'ampton. 624 00:34:28,316 --> 00:34:30,817 Ah! And you're going to uphold family tradition 625 00:34:30,818 --> 00:34:32,152 and slay the beastie. 626 00:34:32,153 --> 00:34:33,904 How incredibly romantic. 627 00:34:34,989 --> 00:34:37,616 Well, actually, I was going to suggest that I send my man round 628 00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:39,409 to cut the grass and scotch the fellow. 629 00:34:39,410 --> 00:34:40,535 Splendid! 630 00:34:40,536 --> 00:34:43,288 And talking of scotch, may I offer you a drink? 631 00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:44,915 Thank you. I'd like that, uh... 632 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:46,416 Sylvia. 633 00:34:46,417 --> 00:34:48,043 And I'm James. 634 00:34:50,379 --> 00:34:51,880 Come in, James. 635 00:34:51,881 --> 00:34:52,881 Thanks. 636 00:34:55,009 --> 00:34:57,552 Well, it's strange we're unacquainted, all things considered. 637 00:34:57,553 --> 00:34:58,470 Is it? 638 00:34:58,471 --> 00:35:01,264 You spend most of your time abroad, I believe, 639 00:35:01,265 --> 00:35:03,391 and I virtually hibernate in the winter. 640 00:35:03,392 --> 00:35:05,352 So perhaps it's not really so strange. 641 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,646 Well, maybe things are due to change. 642 00:35:07,647 --> 00:35:09,231 I expect to be around a great deal more 643 00:35:09,232 --> 00:35:13,193 now that I've, um, come into my inheritance, as it were. 644 00:35:13,194 --> 00:35:15,403 Well, I'll drink to that. 645 00:35:15,404 --> 00:35:16,905 Thanks. 646 00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:22,828 Lady Sylvia: Name your poison. 647 00:35:22,829 --> 00:35:25,539 Well, I'll join you in a small glass of brandy, if I may. 648 00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:27,541 [ laughs ] 649 00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:29,376 Mmm. 650 00:35:29,377 --> 00:35:30,669 Do you have children? 651 00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:32,921 Only when there are no men around. 652 00:35:32,922 --> 00:35:35,006 [ laughs ] 653 00:35:35,007 --> 00:35:38,927 Some people enjoy playing themselves at cards, or even chess. 654 00:35:38,928 --> 00:35:41,847 My passion is Snakes and Ladders. 655 00:35:41,848 --> 00:35:44,474 Playing with oneself can't be much fun, surely. 656 00:35:44,475 --> 00:35:48,186 Depends on who's around in the way of a partner. 657 00:35:48,187 --> 00:35:49,688 Fancy a game? 658 00:35:49,689 --> 00:35:51,106 Uh, no, thanks. 659 00:35:51,107 --> 00:35:52,816 I think I've had enough of snakes for one week. 660 00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:55,318 Cheers. 661 00:35:55,945 --> 00:35:59,030 Yes, last night was celebrated the slaying of the D'ampton worm, 662 00:35:59,031 --> 00:36:01,783 so this morning, the whole district has a hangover. 663 00:36:01,784 --> 00:36:03,702 I would have invited you if I'd known you were back. 664 00:36:03,703 --> 00:36:05,453 ?ow did you know I was back? 665 00:36:05,454 --> 00:36:06,621 Ah, yes, of course. 666 00:36:06,622 --> 00:36:08,456 Ernest must have told you. 667 00:36:08,457 --> 00:36:11,501 Yes, I bumped into him down in the village. 668 00:36:11,502 --> 00:36:13,420 Poor old Ernie. 669 00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:17,465 Somehow I can never bring myself to call him by that name. 670 00:36:17,466 --> 00:36:20,468 Far too matey for a policeman, don't you think? 671 00:36:20,636 --> 00:36:22,053 Yes. 672 00:36:22,054 --> 00:36:23,346 How is he? 673 00:36:23,347 --> 00:36:25,599 Well, he's fit as fiddle, thanks to you. 674 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,017 You might have been stung yourself. 675 00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:30,103 No, no. There was nothing to worry about. 676 00:36:30,104 --> 00:36:32,439 It's just a little love bite. 677 00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:37,485 He told me that they were resuming the search for the Trent girls' parents. 678 00:36:37,737 --> 00:36:40,322 Yeah, it was, um, total washout, I'm afraid. 679 00:36:40,615 --> 00:36:44,284 Oh, poor darlings. 680 00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:46,578 I was thinking of dropping in to see them. 681 00:36:46,579 --> 00:36:50,832 I got to know them quite well at the time of the disappearance. 682 00:36:50,833 --> 00:36:53,043 It really must have been a terrible loss for them. 683 00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:57,547 "To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune. 684 00:36:57,548 --> 00:37:00,717 To lose both looks like carelessness." 685 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:05,555 Well, it's hardly a comedy of manners, is it? 686 00:37:05,806 --> 00:37:09,434 I'm sorry. I was thinking of our poor unfortunate policeman, 687 00:37:09,435 --> 00:37:12,437 and Wilde's play, The Importance of Being Earnest, 688 00:37:12,438 --> 00:37:13,521 popped into my mind 689 00:37:13,522 --> 00:37:15,857 and that wonderfully wicked line. 690 00:37:15,858 --> 00:37:17,651 Hmm. 691 00:37:19,612 --> 00:37:22,614 Look, sometimes when life becomes too painful, 692 00:37:22,615 --> 00:37:24,950 the only thing to do is laugh at it. 693 00:37:24,951 --> 00:37:28,787 Of course I sympathize with those poor girls. 694 00:37:28,788 --> 00:37:31,373 I could have bitten my tongue immediately. 695 00:37:33,042 --> 00:37:35,377 I'm sorry. You'll have to forgive me. 696 00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:38,255 I've had a rather trying couple of days. 697 00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:41,049 [ sobbing ] 698 00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:52,727 What with the business of the discovery of the watch 699 00:37:52,728 --> 00:37:55,272 and Ernest and his snakebite. 700 00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:56,982 I loathe snakes. 701 00:37:56,983 --> 00:37:59,276 I have a morbid fear of them. 702 00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:02,195 The legend of the D'ampton worm terrifies me, 703 00:38:02,196 --> 00:38:06,074 and I could never have come to your party in a million years. 704 00:38:06,075 --> 00:38:07,784 Well, then, why do you torture yourself 705 00:38:07,785 --> 00:38:10,203 playing Snakes and Ladders? 706 00:38:10,204 --> 00:38:11,871 I really don't know. 707 00:38:13,165 --> 00:38:14,457 It's a compulsion. 708 00:38:15,584 --> 00:38:18,586 As a child, I was in a coma for 1 0 days 709 00:38:18,587 --> 00:38:20,797 as the result of a snakebite, 710 00:38:20,798 --> 00:38:23,925 and ever since, I've had a revulsion for them. 711 00:38:23,926 --> 00:38:26,636 And also a terrible fascination. 712 00:38:28,764 --> 00:38:31,182 I'm afraid I'm a bit of a schizophrenic. 713 00:38:31,183 --> 00:38:34,686 Well, you'd have to be to play Snakes and Ladders with yourself. 714 00:38:34,687 --> 00:38:35,687 [ chuckles ] 715 00:38:35,688 --> 00:38:37,480 Look, I'd like to help. 716 00:38:37,481 --> 00:38:38,690 That's very sweet of you, 717 00:38:38,691 --> 00:38:40,025 but I don't see how you can. 718 00:38:40,026 --> 00:38:43,111 Well, perhaps by making you face your fears. 719 00:38:43,112 --> 00:38:44,195 Come to terms with them. 720 00:38:44,196 --> 00:38:48,158 I thought that's what I was doing with my silly game. 721 00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:50,660 I suppose I was just deceiving myself. 722 00:38:59,503 --> 00:39:02,547 [ music ] 723 00:39:13,309 --> 00:39:14,642 Rosebud. 724 00:39:14,852 --> 00:39:16,394 I beg your pardon? 725 00:39:18,689 --> 00:39:19,689 I'm sorry. 726 00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:21,524 I'm a little tired just now. 727 00:39:21,525 --> 00:39:23,193 If you'll excuse me. 728 00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:25,779 Of course. Forgive me. 729 00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:28,198 May I see you again? 730 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:29,991 Yes, I'd like that very much. 731 00:39:46,884 --> 00:39:48,760 MARY ON TELEPHONE: She was still feeling a bit queasy, 732 00:39:48,761 --> 00:39:51,471 so the doctor gave her a sedative and sent her to bed. 733 00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:53,681 She'll be right as rain tomorrow, I'm sure. 734 00:39:54,517 --> 00:39:55,809 Yeah, well, send her my love in the morning. 735 00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:56,935 Righty-o. 736 00:39:56,936 --> 00:39:59,145 And I'm going to get an early night meseIf. 737 00:39:59,146 --> 00:40:00,355 I'm fair knackered. 738 00:40:00,356 --> 00:40:03,483 Me, too. I'm up at sparrows. 739 00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:06,236 Maybe, uh, maybe we should meet up for a drink tomorrow? 740 00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:08,613 [clears throat] That would be nice. 741 00:40:08,614 --> 00:40:09,823 Sweet dreams. 742 00:40:09,824 --> 00:40:11,991 You, too. Good night. 743 00:40:11,992 --> 00:40:13,993 [ nickelodeon playing ] 744 00:40:43,357 --> 00:40:44,357 [ switches TV off ] 745 00:40:48,612 --> 00:40:51,114 [ music ] 746 00:41:15,598 --> 00:41:18,892 [ ominous music ] 747 00:41:32,114 --> 00:41:34,115 [ music sting ] 748 00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:37,178 [ music continues ] 749 00:42:52,319 --> 00:42:54,195 [ music sting ] 750 00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:04,539 [ sultry music ] 751 00:43:23,559 --> 00:43:25,059 [ drum beating rapidly ] 752 00:43:57,926 --> 00:44:00,887 [ music fades ] 753 00:44:02,389 --> 00:44:06,017 [ futuristic music ] 754 00:44:13,859 --> 00:44:16,235 [ piano music ] 755 00:44:31,251 --> 00:44:35,546 [ music ] 756 00:44:59,071 --> 00:45:01,280 [ dishes and silverware banging ] 757 00:45:15,045 --> 00:45:17,547 Confound you, Peters. 758 00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:19,173 You've broken my dream. 759 00:45:19,174 --> 00:45:23,177 Uhh. Beg pardon, my lord. 760 00:45:23,178 --> 00:45:26,222 Perhaps it was all for the best. Ahem. 761 00:45:26,223 --> 00:45:28,683 Yeah. 762 00:45:28,684 --> 00:45:30,476 I'm not going to make it to the breakfast table, Peters. 763 00:45:30,477 --> 00:45:32,228 Could you just bring me a cup of coffee? 764 00:45:33,272 --> 00:45:35,940 very well, my lord. 765 00:45:49,371 --> 00:45:50,204 My God. 766 00:45:51,373 --> 00:45:53,207 What do you make of that? 767 00:45:57,463 --> 00:46:01,424 One would appear to be a facsimile of the other, my lord. 768 00:46:02,301 --> 00:46:03,217 Well, don't you find that surprising? 769 00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:04,719 Not so, my lord. 770 00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:09,932 Legend has it that Stonerich Cavern was the lair of the D'ampton worm. 771 00:46:11,351 --> 00:46:12,518 That's news to me. 772 00:46:13,187 --> 00:46:15,438 I suppose I haven't been there since childhood. 773 00:46:15,439 --> 00:46:17,440 Draw me a bath, would you, Peters? 774 00:46:17,441 --> 00:46:20,026 very well, my lord. 775 00:46:30,245 --> 00:46:31,245 Thanks, Angus. 776 00:46:31,246 --> 00:46:32,413 Here we go again. 777 00:46:32,414 --> 00:46:33,748 Wait and see. 778 00:46:33,749 --> 00:46:36,334 I think you'll find the path goes all the way up through the woods, 779 00:46:36,335 --> 00:46:37,585 right up to the cavern. 780 00:46:37,586 --> 00:46:39,086 Angus: How do you know? 781 00:46:39,087 --> 00:46:41,422 You said you hadn't been here since you were a child. 782 00:46:41,423 --> 00:46:44,425 Only in my dreams. 783 00:46:44,426 --> 00:46:46,803 Mary: This place is becoming like a second home. 784 00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:48,346 Eve: Speak for yourself. 785 00:46:48,347 --> 00:46:50,723 Angus: We've been through this place with a fine-tooth comb 786 00:46:50,724 --> 00:46:52,975 and found nothing more significant than bat shit. 787 00:46:52,976 --> 00:46:54,435 It's a complete waste of time. 788 00:46:54,436 --> 00:46:56,437 MARY: What on earth do you hope to find? 789 00:46:56,438 --> 00:46:58,231 James: The D'ampton worm. 790 00:46:58,232 --> 00:47:00,399 MARY: You're crazy. EVe: He's potty. 791 00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:01,651 JAMES: Possibly, 792 00:47:01,652 --> 00:47:03,986 but your father's watch was found in this cave, 793 00:47:03,987 --> 00:47:05,154 which is the very place 794 00:47:05,155 --> 00:47:08,199 where my ancestor is reputed to have done battle with a worm. 795 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:09,826 Let's have some of that tea, Mary. 796 00:47:09,827 --> 00:47:11,160 It's for later. 797 00:47:11,161 --> 00:47:12,119 Angus: We've got scotch for later. 798 00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,330 That scarcely seems a logical connection. 799 00:47:14,331 --> 00:47:17,166 Anyway, Sir John D'ampton made halves of the worm. 800 00:47:17,167 --> 00:47:19,794 Ah, but what happens when you slice a worm in two? 801 00:47:19,795 --> 00:47:21,546 Don't be daft. 802 00:47:21,547 --> 00:47:23,798 Anyway, that was hundreds of years back. 803 00:47:23,799 --> 00:47:26,133 That's like saying yesterday in archeological time. 804 00:47:26,134 --> 00:47:27,343 Isn't that so, Angus? 805 00:47:27,344 --> 00:47:29,387 He has a point there. 806 00:47:29,388 --> 00:47:31,138 Here, have your tea. 807 00:47:31,139 --> 00:47:33,474 You'll be saying it's the Loch Ness monster next. 808 00:47:33,475 --> 00:47:35,268 Out for a stroll. [ scoffs ] 809 00:47:35,269 --> 00:47:37,270 Scores of people have seen it, too. 810 00:47:37,688 --> 00:47:39,647 Aye, on their way home from the pub. 811 00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:43,317 Look, it is just feasible that given the right conditions, 812 00:47:43,318 --> 00:47:45,486 a species long considered extinct could survive. 813 00:47:45,487 --> 00:47:47,154 In water, that's possible, I grant you, 814 00:47:47,155 --> 00:47:49,532 but a land-based creature, no matter how cunning, 815 00:47:49,533 --> 00:47:51,701 would be sighted either feeding or stalking its prey. 816 00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:52,869 That's true. 817 00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:54,203 That's how they'll catch the yeti. 818 00:47:54,204 --> 00:47:56,998 What's all this got to do with our dad's watch? 819 00:47:56,999 --> 00:47:58,749 I don't know. Nothing, probably. 820 00:47:58,750 --> 00:48:00,376 Let's have a look at that map. 821 00:48:05,173 --> 00:48:07,174 [ sighing ] 822 00:48:08,802 --> 00:48:11,888 There. That's where they found the watch. 823 00:48:11,889 --> 00:48:13,097 Uh-huh. 824 00:48:13,098 --> 00:48:14,140 And what's that? 825 00:48:14,141 --> 00:48:15,433 Says "cave drawing." 826 00:48:15,434 --> 00:48:17,685 It's a primitive drawing etched in the wall over there. 827 00:48:17,686 --> 00:48:20,187 Must have been lavatory wall. Disgusting. 828 00:48:20,188 --> 00:48:22,023 Kinky lot, primitive man. 829 00:48:22,024 --> 00:48:23,149 Have you not heard of it? 830 00:48:23,150 --> 00:48:25,526 I'm surprised, you being a local lad and all. 831 00:48:25,527 --> 00:48:28,446 No, well, my parents never really encouraged me to come here. 832 00:48:28,447 --> 00:48:29,780 Maybe that's why. 833 00:48:29,781 --> 00:48:31,073 I'd like to see it. 834 00:48:31,074 --> 00:48:32,700 It's not worth looking at. 835 00:48:32,701 --> 00:48:34,201 Come. I'll show you. 836 00:48:34,202 --> 00:48:36,454 - I'll stay here. - Me, too. 837 00:48:36,455 --> 00:48:38,706 Fancy a sandwich, Eve? 838 00:48:38,707 --> 00:48:41,083 Lovely place for a picnic. 839 00:48:41,084 --> 00:48:42,585 All right, then. 840 00:48:45,172 --> 00:48:48,925 [ music ] 841 00:48:58,477 --> 00:49:00,311 [ James laughing ] 842 00:49:00,312 --> 00:49:01,395 Good heavens. 843 00:49:04,650 --> 00:49:06,901 So they had women's lib even in those days? 844 00:49:06,902 --> 00:49:08,694 That's one way of looking at it. 845 00:49:08,695 --> 00:49:12,239 My guess it's some sort of fertility symbol. 846 00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:14,367 - Or a signpost? - [ laughs ] 847 00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:22,249 Satisfied? 848 00:49:22,250 --> 00:49:24,251 Well, I've heard of penis envy, but that's ridiculous. 849 00:49:24,252 --> 00:49:25,670 Ha ha. 850 00:49:25,671 --> 00:49:27,213 Scarcely that. 851 00:49:27,214 --> 00:49:29,465 Half male, half female. 852 00:49:29,466 --> 00:49:31,258 Capable of the ultimate self-fulfillment. 853 00:49:31,259 --> 00:49:33,177 Like hermaphrodite. 854 00:49:33,178 --> 00:49:35,304 Or the the common earthworm. 855 00:49:35,305 --> 00:49:36,555 Or even the D'ampton worm. 856 00:49:36,556 --> 00:49:38,307 That would explain how it might survive 857 00:49:38,308 --> 00:49:39,892 over hundreds, thousands of years. 858 00:49:39,893 --> 00:49:41,560 This is getting daft. 859 00:49:41,561 --> 00:49:42,812 We could have stayed at home, by the fire, 860 00:49:42,813 --> 00:49:44,647 with a good biology book. 861 00:49:44,648 --> 00:49:46,357 I'm freezing. Can we go now? 862 00:49:46,358 --> 00:49:48,484 I just want to take a look at the place where the watch was found. 863 00:49:48,485 --> 00:49:50,528 We've looked there a hundred times! 864 00:49:50,529 --> 00:49:52,405 Well, let's make it 1 01 and call it quits. 865 00:49:52,406 --> 00:49:54,073 We should have called it quits yesterday. 866 00:49:54,074 --> 00:49:55,533 All right, so they found the watch there. 867 00:49:55,534 --> 00:49:58,452 What of it? The chances are it was hidden away here by someone. 868 00:49:58,453 --> 00:50:00,746 Someone who thought it would never be found. 869 00:50:00,747 --> 00:50:03,290 And you're dragging in dragons and worms and serpents 870 00:50:03,291 --> 00:50:04,625 and lord knows what. 871 00:50:04,626 --> 00:50:06,127 Next you'll be suggesting these poor folk 872 00:50:06,128 --> 00:50:09,088 were gobbled up in here by some sort of Loch Ness monster. 873 00:50:09,089 --> 00:50:10,089 That's horrible! 874 00:50:10,090 --> 00:50:11,465 He swallowed everything but the watch. 875 00:50:11,466 --> 00:50:12,800 I don't believe it. 876 00:50:13,051 --> 00:50:14,760 No, it swallowed the watch, too, 877 00:50:14,761 --> 00:50:16,887 and passed it, undigested. 878 00:50:18,724 --> 00:50:21,100 Are you out of your mind? 879 00:50:21,101 --> 00:50:23,102 Was there any trace of excrement nearby? 880 00:50:25,147 --> 00:50:26,564 You've completely flipped, man. 881 00:50:26,565 --> 00:50:28,649 - Was there? - Of course not! 882 00:50:28,650 --> 00:50:30,693 It was found on a shallow subterranean spring. 883 00:50:30,694 --> 00:50:31,777 Where does it come from? 884 00:50:31,778 --> 00:50:36,115 I don't know. It just bubbles through a narrow fissure in a rock fall. 885 00:50:36,116 --> 00:50:38,701 Too small for anyone or anything to pass through? 886 00:50:38,702 --> 00:50:41,954 Too small for anything much larger than a watch, yes. 887 00:50:41,955 --> 00:50:43,873 Take me there, please. 888 00:50:43,874 --> 00:50:44,707 Well, I don't know. 889 00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:47,084 This is crazy. 890 00:50:47,085 --> 00:50:48,627 Where did you get such an idea? 891 00:50:48,879 --> 00:50:50,212 I don't know. Please, let's just have 892 00:50:50,213 --> 00:50:52,381 one more final look while we're here. 893 00:50:53,467 --> 00:50:54,800 I don't want to go. 894 00:50:54,801 --> 00:50:55,885 Then I won't go. 895 00:50:56,344 --> 00:50:57,595 Then none of us should go. 896 00:50:57,596 --> 00:50:59,430 Mary knows this place better than anyone. 897 00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:01,682 Look, you go along, Mary. 898 00:51:01,683 --> 00:51:04,018 One of us should be home getting the visitors' teas ready. 899 00:51:04,019 --> 00:51:06,437 You know how they go on if it's not on the table waiting. 900 00:51:06,438 --> 00:51:07,813 You sure you'll be all right? 901 00:51:07,814 --> 00:51:09,440 Oh, stop your mothering. 902 00:51:09,441 --> 00:51:11,025 Right, then. If I don't go, 903 00:51:11,026 --> 00:51:12,777 I suppose I'll never hear the last of it. 904 00:51:12,778 --> 00:51:14,612 We won't be long. 905 00:51:17,783 --> 00:51:20,117 ANGUS: Keep the cozy on the pot. 906 00:51:20,118 --> 00:51:21,452 Thanks, Eve. 907 00:51:21,453 --> 00:51:23,621 I'll bring you back a diamond. Mwah! 908 00:51:23,622 --> 00:51:24,955 Take care now. Watch yourself. 909 00:51:25,957 --> 00:51:29,668 [ music ] 910 00:51:56,613 --> 00:51:58,280 FEMALE VOICE: Eve... 911 00:51:58,824 --> 00:52:01,450 Oh, Eve... 912 00:52:05,831 --> 00:52:08,082 Eve, I feel so silly. 913 00:52:09,042 --> 00:52:12,253 I saw a little kitten up here that couldn't get down. 914 00:52:12,587 --> 00:52:14,463 So I climbed up. 915 00:52:16,049 --> 00:52:17,216 Now it's gone, 916 00:52:17,217 --> 00:52:19,468 and I don't seem able to get down myself. 917 00:52:21,054 --> 00:52:24,306 If you could just stretch up your hand. 918 00:52:25,517 --> 00:52:26,642 That's it. 919 00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:28,144 And I'll steady myself. 920 00:52:31,148 --> 00:52:33,357 Thank you. 921 00:52:33,358 --> 00:52:35,276 You look tired, Eve. 922 00:52:35,277 --> 00:52:37,778 You ought to rest. 923 00:52:37,779 --> 00:52:39,697 You're weary. 924 00:52:39,698 --> 00:52:42,032 Come with me. 925 00:52:43,285 --> 00:52:44,743 Come with me and take your ease 926 00:52:44,744 --> 00:52:47,204 at Temple House a while. 927 00:52:47,205 --> 00:52:49,123 Come with me. 928 00:52:49,124 --> 00:52:51,083 It's no distance at all. 929 00:52:53,503 --> 00:52:56,463 [ ominous music ] 930 00:53:10,228 --> 00:53:12,021 Your time has come, Eve. 931 00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:14,857 Disrobe. 932 00:53:17,235 --> 00:53:19,945 Do you believe in reincarnation, Eve? 933 00:53:19,946 --> 00:53:22,323 I do. 934 00:53:22,324 --> 00:53:24,658 But then, I am immortal, 935 00:53:24,659 --> 00:53:30,456 and I have seen the same souls inhabit different beings throughout history. 936 00:53:32,459 --> 00:53:34,585 I've seen you before, Eve. 937 00:53:34,586 --> 00:53:36,921 Many centuries ago. 938 00:53:36,922 --> 00:53:38,756 In the time of my lover, 939 00:53:38,757 --> 00:53:42,259 the great Emperor Carausius. 940 00:53:42,260 --> 00:53:44,720 Yes, I can see you now, on your knees, 941 00:53:44,971 --> 00:53:47,848 blindly worshipping your false god. [ laughs ] 942 00:53:49,559 --> 00:53:54,271 Fancy praying to a god who was nailed to a wooden cross. 943 00:53:54,272 --> 00:53:56,815 Who locked up his brides in a convent. 944 00:53:58,068 --> 00:54:01,153 Did they really enjoy themselves? Hmm? 945 00:54:01,154 --> 00:54:05,407 Poor little virgins masturbating in the dark. 946 00:54:05,408 --> 00:54:07,743 And then in penance for their sins, 947 00:54:07,744 --> 00:54:12,581 indulging in flagellation till their bodies wept tears of blood. 948 00:54:14,042 --> 00:54:17,044 Captive virgins, hmm? 949 00:54:17,045 --> 00:54:19,421 In the hands of an impotent god. 950 00:54:21,466 --> 00:54:25,135 Dionin will have none of that, Eve, 951 00:54:25,136 --> 00:54:26,553 as you should have learned 952 00:54:26,554 --> 00:54:30,182 when your order attempted to build a convent 953 00:54:30,183 --> 00:54:32,935 over my sacred temple. 954 00:54:34,729 --> 00:54:36,230 That's enough. 955 00:54:37,899 --> 00:54:40,359 We don't want you to catch your death... 956 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:41,694 just yet. 957 00:54:41,695 --> 00:54:42,778 Do we now? 958 00:54:44,364 --> 00:54:45,281 Come here. 959 00:54:52,914 --> 00:54:56,750 Dionin has a propensity for virgins, Eve. 960 00:54:56,751 --> 00:54:59,628 Just like your false god. 961 00:55:00,839 --> 00:55:02,923 Problem is, 962 00:55:02,924 --> 00:55:06,010 they're so hard to come by these days. 963 00:55:06,011 --> 00:55:09,555 Aren't they, Eve? 964 00:55:09,556 --> 00:55:15,686 And you see only virgins are really eligible for human sacrifice. 965 00:55:17,856 --> 00:55:20,691 Those who have been sullied are merely offal 966 00:55:21,735 --> 00:55:24,737 to satisfy his voracious appetite. 967 00:55:26,406 --> 00:55:30,159 I wonder what your fate will be, Eve? 968 00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:36,040 [ gasps ] 969 00:55:38,918 --> 00:55:40,794 Yes. 970 00:55:40,795 --> 00:55:44,798 You have been a good girl, Eve. 971 00:55:44,799 --> 00:55:50,304 You will have the honor of being sacrificed to Dionin alive. 972 00:55:52,974 --> 00:55:54,975 Now, 973 00:55:54,976 --> 00:55:57,019 where did you tell the others you were going? 974 00:55:57,896 --> 00:56:00,564 I told them I was going home to get the tea. 975 00:56:00,857 --> 00:56:04,526 They must be wondering what's happened to you. 976 00:56:04,527 --> 00:56:08,906 You will telephone the farm and tell your sister... 977 00:56:08,907 --> 00:56:10,949 What shall we tell your sister? 978 00:56:13,578 --> 00:56:15,245 Tell her you're at Darby Central 979 00:56:15,246 --> 00:56:17,706 about to catch the next train to London. 980 00:56:17,707 --> 00:56:19,833 Tell her the strain of it all has been too much for you, 981 00:56:19,834 --> 00:56:22,711 and you're going away for a few days' peace and quiet. 982 00:56:23,004 --> 00:56:24,254 On your own. 983 00:56:24,506 --> 00:56:26,006 Tell her not to worry. 984 00:56:26,007 --> 00:56:28,509 You'll contact her soon. 985 00:56:28,510 --> 00:56:31,136 Right. The telephone's on the bar. 986 00:56:31,137 --> 00:56:32,930 Make the call now. 987 00:56:34,849 --> 00:56:36,725 And make it convincing. 988 00:56:44,359 --> 00:56:47,611 [ music ] 989 00:56:53,326 --> 00:56:55,452 MARY ON TELEPHONE: Hello. Mercy Farm. 990 00:56:55,453 --> 00:56:57,454 Hello, Mary. 991 00:56:57,455 --> 00:56:59,206 This is Eve. 992 00:56:59,207 --> 00:57:02,084 Mary, I'm at Darby Central. 993 00:57:02,085 --> 00:57:04,545 I've got to get away for a while. 994 00:57:04,546 --> 00:57:07,089 Eve, what's wrong? 995 00:57:07,090 --> 00:57:08,632 Nothing. 996 00:57:08,633 --> 00:57:12,845 It's just that I can't take the strain of it all. 997 00:57:14,973 --> 00:57:17,891 I'm going to London... 998 00:57:17,892 --> 00:57:20,018 for a few days' peace and quiet 999 00:57:20,019 --> 00:57:22,396 o-on my own. 1000 00:57:22,397 --> 00:57:26,066 Eve, what's wrong? Tell me. Don't go. 1001 00:57:26,067 --> 00:57:27,151 - I'll come and-- - Dionin! 1002 00:57:27,986 --> 00:57:28,902 [ hisses ] 1003 00:57:28,903 --> 00:57:30,863 Dionin! Aah! 1004 00:57:31,072 --> 00:57:34,533 [ music crescendo ] 1005 00:57:55,597 --> 00:57:56,513 And what was all that about? 1006 00:57:56,514 --> 00:57:57,848 I don't know. 1007 00:57:57,849 --> 00:57:59,766 She said she was at Darby Central 1008 00:57:59,767 --> 00:58:01,393 on her way to London. 1009 00:58:01,394 --> 00:58:02,728 Whatever for? 1010 00:58:02,729 --> 00:58:06,523 Wants to get away, she said. 1011 00:58:06,524 --> 00:58:08,025 It's just not like her. 1012 00:58:08,026 --> 00:58:11,361 And that scream-- "Dionin." 1013 00:58:11,362 --> 00:58:13,655 Why did we leave her? 1014 00:58:13,656 --> 00:58:15,157 Shall I ring the station? 1015 00:58:15,158 --> 00:58:16,533 I don't like to fuss. 1016 00:58:16,534 --> 00:58:18,494 No, I think we'd better, Mary. 1017 00:58:18,495 --> 00:58:19,786 She may have had another attack. 1018 00:58:19,787 --> 00:58:20,996 Do you have the number? 1019 00:58:20,997 --> 00:58:22,247 I'll do it. 1020 00:58:22,248 --> 00:58:25,751 There's a Ray somebody there at Inquiries. 1021 00:58:25,752 --> 00:58:27,002 Dionin. 1022 00:58:27,003 --> 00:58:28,879 Where did she pick that up, I wonder. 1023 00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:30,881 Well, she was muttering something like that 1024 00:58:30,882 --> 00:58:32,007 when I found her upstairs yesterday. 1025 00:58:32,008 --> 00:58:34,968 Dionin was a pagan snake god. 1026 00:58:34,969 --> 00:58:36,637 Why didn't you say so before? 1027 00:58:36,638 --> 00:58:38,263 You've only just mentioned it yourself, man. 1028 00:58:38,264 --> 00:58:40,057 Well, I've only just remembered it. 1029 00:58:40,058 --> 00:58:42,017 Hello, Inquiries? 1030 00:58:42,018 --> 00:58:43,936 Is that you, Ray? 1031 00:58:43,937 --> 00:58:46,688 Roy. Oh, yes. Yes, I meant Roy. 1032 00:58:46,689 --> 00:58:50,359 Um, it's Mary Trent here, Mercy Farm. 1033 00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:53,320 Yes. Yes, bed and breakfast. 1034 00:58:53,321 --> 00:58:56,573 [ laughs ] You were here last summer. 1035 00:58:56,574 --> 00:58:58,450 Master. Master, of course. 1036 00:59:00,995 --> 00:59:03,080 Yes, I'd love to, Ray-- Roy. 1037 00:59:03,081 --> 00:59:06,875 Um, but listen, I haven't got much time. 1038 00:59:06,876 --> 00:59:08,544 It's about Eve. 1039 00:59:08,545 --> 00:59:10,212 My sister, yes. 1040 00:59:10,213 --> 00:59:13,215 Could you take a look on the platform? 1041 00:59:13,216 --> 00:59:15,425 Well, she's just rung me from the station, 1042 00:59:15,426 --> 00:59:18,178 and, um, we got-- 1043 00:59:18,179 --> 00:59:20,639 No, no, no. the London side. 1044 00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:23,100 Yeah. We got cut off. 1045 00:59:23,101 --> 00:59:27,187 Well, I have to speak to her before she catches the London train. 1046 00:59:27,188 --> 00:59:30,983 Yes. Yes, it's most important. 1047 00:59:30,984 --> 00:59:32,109 Thank you. 1048 00:59:39,784 --> 00:59:41,076 And if she's not there? 1049 00:59:42,537 --> 00:59:43,579 Hello? 1050 00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:45,205 Uh, Mary's not here just now. 1051 00:59:45,206 --> 00:59:46,290 I can give her the message. 1052 00:59:49,252 --> 00:59:51,253 Oh, I see. 1053 00:59:51,254 --> 00:59:52,879 Well, if you do catch sight of her, 1054 00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:55,257 perhaps you could give us a ring here at Mercy Farm. 1055 00:59:55,258 --> 00:59:57,593 Thanks very much. 1056 00:59:57,594 --> 00:59:59,136 No sign of her. 1057 00:59:59,137 --> 01:00:00,262 [ running footsteps ] 1058 01:00:00,263 --> 01:00:02,264 And the train's just gone. 1059 01:00:02,265 --> 01:00:03,890 We could have saved ourselves the trouble. 1060 01:00:03,891 --> 01:00:05,267 She's not taken a thing. 1061 01:00:05,268 --> 01:00:07,728 And I can't see the clothes she was wearing anywhere. 1062 01:00:07,729 --> 01:00:08,979 So she never came back. 1063 01:00:08,980 --> 01:00:10,480 Somebody's got her. 1064 01:00:10,481 --> 01:00:11,648 I know it. 1065 01:00:11,649 --> 01:00:13,483 They're holding her against her will. 1066 01:00:13,484 --> 01:00:15,319 You know no such thing. Take it easy. 1067 01:00:15,820 --> 01:00:16,653 Look, 1068 01:00:16,821 --> 01:00:19,031 have you ever known her to behave like this before? 1069 01:00:19,282 --> 01:00:20,198 Of course not. 1070 01:00:20,199 --> 01:00:22,242 Or ever mention this word "Dionin"? 1071 01:00:22,243 --> 01:00:23,577 No, never. 1072 01:00:23,745 --> 01:00:26,663 Well, then her disappearance could, conceivably, 1073 01:00:26,664 --> 01:00:28,832 have something to do with this pagan god. 1074 01:00:29,042 --> 01:00:30,751 You're bonkers. 1075 01:00:30,918 --> 01:00:32,002 We should phone the police. 1076 01:00:32,170 --> 01:00:34,129 Wait, Mary. Let's hear what he has to say. 1077 01:00:34,130 --> 01:00:36,256 Well, I don't know exactly what I've got to say. 1078 01:00:36,257 --> 01:00:37,883 This is just going to be... 1079 01:00:37,884 --> 01:00:38,884 off the top of my head. 1080 01:00:38,885 --> 01:00:39,885 Come on, man. 1081 01:00:39,886 --> 01:00:41,428 If you've something to say, say it! 1082 01:00:41,429 --> 01:00:42,429 All right. 1083 01:00:42,430 --> 01:00:44,097 You discover a skull. 1084 01:00:44,098 --> 01:00:45,432 A prehistoric skull. 1085 01:00:45,433 --> 01:00:47,351 Is it conceivable that it could have been 1086 01:00:47,352 --> 01:00:48,977 the skull of a giant snake? 1087 01:00:49,270 --> 01:00:50,771 Ah, it's possible. 1088 01:00:50,772 --> 01:00:53,607 Okay, and before it's been properly identified, 1089 01:00:53,608 --> 01:00:54,733 it disappears. 1090 01:00:54,734 --> 01:00:55,984 It was stolen. 1091 01:00:55,985 --> 01:00:57,069 very possibly. 1092 01:00:57,070 --> 01:00:58,111 And on the same site, 1093 01:00:58,112 --> 01:00:59,988 you uncover a mosaic of a giant snake 1094 01:00:59,989 --> 01:01:01,198 dating from the Roman occupation? 1095 01:01:01,366 --> 01:01:02,949 Well, there could be a connection, 1096 01:01:02,950 --> 01:01:05,410 if that's what you're driving at. 1097 01:01:05,411 --> 01:01:08,705 The Romans often assimilated ethnic religions into their own. 1098 01:01:08,706 --> 01:01:11,500 The skull could well have been venerated as a sacred object. 1099 01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:15,045 What's all this got to go with Eve? 1100 01:01:15,046 --> 01:01:17,047 Quite a lot, when you consider that hallucination. 1101 01:01:17,340 --> 01:01:19,508 Aye, she saw a snake then, right enough. 1102 01:01:19,676 --> 01:01:21,635 And a cross. 1103 01:01:21,636 --> 01:01:23,261 Don't forget that. 1104 01:01:23,262 --> 01:01:25,347 She doesn't go to church or any of that stuff, 1105 01:01:25,348 --> 01:01:27,265 but she's quite religious, is Eve. 1106 01:01:27,266 --> 01:01:30,644 It seems to me that there's some kind of conflict going on here. 1107 01:01:30,645 --> 01:01:33,897 And if Angus is right, and it's also the site of a convent, 1108 01:01:33,898 --> 01:01:36,191 then it's a conflict between Christianity 1109 01:01:36,192 --> 01:01:38,902 and some early pagan cult, 1110 01:01:38,903 --> 01:01:41,822 possibly even involving human sacrifice. 1111 01:01:41,823 --> 01:01:43,198 The cave drawing would indicate that. 1112 01:01:43,199 --> 01:01:45,325 You're not suggesting ?-- 1113 01:01:45,326 --> 01:01:46,535 Which way would Eve have walked home? 1114 01:01:46,536 --> 01:01:47,828 Through the grove, of course. 1115 01:01:47,829 --> 01:01:49,162 It's the only footpath. 1116 01:01:49,163 --> 01:01:51,498 And why is Temple House so called? 1117 01:01:51,499 --> 01:01:53,792 Everyone knows that from school. 1118 01:01:53,793 --> 01:01:55,460 It was the site of an old temple. 1119 01:01:55,461 --> 01:01:57,212 It's obvious from the name. 1120 01:01:57,213 --> 01:01:59,339 The same way it's obvious that Stonerich Cavern 1121 01:01:59,340 --> 01:02:01,341 has something to do with the D'ampton worm. 1122 01:02:01,342 --> 01:02:03,135 Maybe there's a connection. 1123 01:02:03,136 --> 01:02:04,720 You'll be saying there's a connection 1124 01:02:04,721 --> 01:02:07,806 between all this and-- and Ernest's snakebite next. 1125 01:02:07,807 --> 01:02:09,766 And Snakes and Ladders. 1126 01:02:10,685 --> 01:02:13,061 What do you mean, "Snakes and Ladders"? 1127 01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:17,274 Lady...Sylvia... 1128 01:02:17,525 --> 01:02:18,817 Marsh. 1129 01:02:19,193 --> 01:02:21,528 I have switched on the floodlights, my lord. 1130 01:02:21,529 --> 01:02:25,323 The men have carried the loudspeakers up to the tower, my lord, 1131 01:02:25,324 --> 01:02:27,951 connected the extension cable as instructed. 1132 01:02:27,952 --> 01:02:29,536 The equipment has been tested. 1133 01:02:29,537 --> 01:02:32,122 And would appear to be in working order. 1134 01:02:32,123 --> 01:02:35,417 So if there's nothing further you require tonight then, sir, I'll be-- 1135 01:02:35,418 --> 01:02:37,127 Peters, I'm completely at a loss. 1136 01:02:37,128 --> 01:02:39,713 I could have sworn that somewhere in his North African collection, 1137 01:02:39,714 --> 01:02:41,631 my father had something that sounded 1138 01:02:41,632 --> 01:02:43,842 suspiciously like the music of a snake charmer. 1139 01:02:43,843 --> 01:02:45,802 All I could find is this solitary disc 1140 01:02:45,803 --> 01:02:48,305 labeled "Turkish Charmers." 1141 01:02:48,306 --> 01:02:51,183 Could it be this, do you suppose? 1142 01:02:51,184 --> 01:02:53,727 [ rapid drum beats playing ] 1143 01:02:53,728 --> 01:02:58,064 That certainly conjures to mind a Turkish charmer, my lord. 1144 01:02:58,232 --> 01:03:03,320 One of the, uh, feminine gender your father encountered in Istanbul. 1145 01:03:03,321 --> 01:03:07,657 She was what is euphemistically known as a... 1146 01:03:07,658 --> 01:03:09,159 belly dancer? 1147 01:03:09,368 --> 01:03:12,037 Uh, may we try the "B" side, my lord? 1148 01:03:20,087 --> 01:03:21,379 [ Turkish folk music playing ] 1149 01:03:21,380 --> 01:03:22,339 Well? What do you think? 1150 01:03:22,340 --> 01:03:26,968 I recall his lordship's very words. 1151 01:03:26,969 --> 01:03:32,057 "That would charm the D'ampton worm itself from its hole, Peters." 1152 01:03:34,060 --> 01:03:37,395 I remember it worked extremely well with a... 1153 01:03:37,396 --> 01:03:40,482 king cobra, my lord. 1154 01:03:40,483 --> 01:03:43,109 Then put your bicycle clips on, Peters. 1155 01:03:43,110 --> 01:03:45,070 I'm expecting company. 1156 01:03:45,446 --> 01:03:48,615 [ music blaring ] 1157 01:04:54,181 --> 01:04:56,391 Angus, what is it? Come on. 1158 01:04:56,392 --> 01:04:58,476 - This is bizarre. - What? 1159 01:04:58,477 --> 01:04:59,603 This. 1160 01:04:59,604 --> 01:05:01,062 It's only a statue. 1161 01:05:01,063 --> 01:05:02,939 Loads of people have them like that. 1162 01:05:02,940 --> 01:05:04,691 No one has him. 1163 01:05:04,692 --> 01:05:06,985 Marcus Carausius-- 1164 01:05:06,986 --> 01:05:08,862 The rebel emperor. 1165 01:05:08,863 --> 01:05:11,615 He's the one on the coins you found on the dig. 1166 01:05:11,616 --> 01:05:12,616 Aye. 1167 01:05:12,617 --> 01:05:14,826 So? 1168 01:05:14,827 --> 01:05:19,164 He certainly would have known about this pagan religion. 1169 01:05:19,165 --> 01:05:21,458 May even have been involved. 1170 01:05:23,461 --> 01:05:25,712 But what's he doing in Lady Sylvia's hall? 1171 01:05:28,674 --> 01:05:31,426 [ music continues ] 1172 01:05:39,936 --> 01:05:41,478 [ whispering ] What is it? 1173 01:05:41,479 --> 01:05:43,438 It's a mongoose. 1174 01:05:45,274 --> 01:05:47,484 Traditional enemy of the snake. 1175 01:06:01,165 --> 01:06:04,876 [ suspenseful music ] 1176 01:06:15,805 --> 01:06:16,638 [ gasping ] 1177 01:06:42,915 --> 01:06:45,041 [ Mary gasps ] 1178 01:06:45,042 --> 01:06:47,836 Mum? Mum! 1179 01:06:47,837 --> 01:06:51,172 - [ hisses ] - Aah! 1180 01:07:00,141 --> 01:07:01,558 Aah! 1181 01:07:01,559 --> 01:07:04,519 Aah! No! No! 1182 01:07:04,520 --> 01:07:07,313 No! Aah! Aah! 1183 01:07:07,314 --> 01:07:09,691 [ screaming ] 1184 01:07:39,346 --> 01:07:40,722 Hello, James, is that you? 1185 01:07:40,723 --> 01:07:41,806 No? 1186 01:07:41,807 --> 01:07:43,266 Oh, I see. 1187 01:07:43,267 --> 01:07:46,269 Could you please give him an urgent message? 1188 01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:48,063 Yes, sir. [ Turkish music playing ] 1189 01:07:49,732 --> 01:07:51,232 Yes, very good, sir. 1190 01:07:52,735 --> 01:07:55,111 Hmm. I'll inform his lordship right away. 1191 01:07:55,112 --> 01:07:56,112 Will you, um-- 1192 01:07:56,113 --> 01:07:57,864 Is that for me? Is that Mr. Flint? 1193 01:07:57,865 --> 01:08:00,575 Well, judging from his accent, it might very well be, sir. 1194 01:08:00,576 --> 01:08:04,120 But the gentleman hung up before I could ascertain. 1195 01:08:04,121 --> 01:08:06,164 And what did he say exactly? 1196 01:08:06,165 --> 01:08:07,665 [ Scottish accent ] It's working like a charm. 1197 01:08:07,666 --> 01:08:09,375 Take care. She's on her way. 1198 01:08:09,627 --> 01:08:11,836 Great. Great, great, great. 1199 01:08:11,837 --> 01:08:13,755 I have locked up for the night, my lord. 1200 01:08:13,756 --> 01:08:14,881 Will that be all? 1201 01:08:14,882 --> 01:08:16,007 You mean, you closed the front door? 1202 01:08:16,008 --> 01:08:17,383 And locked it as usual, my lord. 1203 01:08:17,384 --> 01:08:18,802 But I deliberately left it open. 1204 01:08:18,803 --> 01:08:20,470 Could you kindly go and unlock it, 1205 01:08:20,471 --> 01:08:22,931 and then tell the chambermaids to lock themselves in their rooms? 1206 01:08:22,932 --> 01:08:26,768 Unlock the front door and lock up the chambermaids. 1207 01:08:26,769 --> 01:08:28,228 very well, my lord. 1208 01:08:28,229 --> 01:08:29,729 Hello? Police. 1209 01:08:29,730 --> 01:08:31,481 Give me the police. 1210 01:08:31,482 --> 01:08:33,066 Well, yes, of course it's an emergency. 1211 01:08:33,067 --> 01:08:34,901 D'ampton Hall. 1212 01:08:34,902 --> 01:08:37,195 Yes, this is Lord D'ampton speaking, 1213 01:08:37,196 --> 01:08:38,613 and could you please-- [ music stops ] 1214 01:08:38,614 --> 01:08:41,783 [ Peters screaming ] 1215 01:08:41,784 --> 01:08:42,742 [ thud ] 1216 01:08:42,743 --> 01:08:45,286 [ hissing ] 1217 01:08:45,996 --> 01:08:48,498 [ suspenseful music ] 1218 01:08:50,584 --> 01:08:51,751 [ screaming ] 1219 01:09:08,853 --> 01:09:10,395 [ squishing ] 1220 01:09:10,396 --> 01:09:12,355 [ hissing ] 1221 01:09:27,621 --> 01:09:30,039 Peters? 1222 01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:32,208 [ telephone rings ] 1223 01:09:32,585 --> 01:09:34,294 [ ring ] 1224 01:09:34,962 --> 01:09:35,795 Hello? 1225 01:09:36,005 --> 01:09:37,755 Angus, yeah. 1226 01:09:37,756 --> 01:09:40,008 Yeah. It did work up to a point. 1227 01:09:40,009 --> 01:09:41,050 Yes, I got her, 1228 01:09:41,051 --> 01:09:42,969 but not before she got Peters. 1229 01:09:42,970 --> 01:09:45,930 And it's not who we were expecting either. 1230 01:09:45,931 --> 01:09:47,765 How did you guess? 1231 01:09:47,766 --> 01:09:49,517 What? 1232 01:09:49,518 --> 01:09:51,686 Oh, my God. 1233 01:09:51,687 --> 01:09:53,771 What, her own daughter? 1234 01:09:55,024 --> 01:09:57,400 Yeah. Yeah, is she all right? 1235 01:09:57,401 --> 01:10:00,195 Yes, I extracted the poison before it could do any harm. 1236 01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:02,030 She's in bed now, resting. 1237 01:10:02,031 --> 01:10:04,824 But it's evident her poor mother was less fortunate, 1238 01:10:04,825 --> 01:10:06,868 for when the venom attacks the nervous system, 1239 01:10:06,869 --> 01:10:11,164 the victim appears to be afflicted by a form of vampirism. 1240 01:10:11,165 --> 01:10:14,250 Now, if we're going to combat this thing, 1241 01:10:14,251 --> 01:10:16,085 I'm going to need a little time for research. 1242 01:10:16,086 --> 01:10:17,587 You going to be all right up there on your own? 1243 01:10:17,838 --> 01:10:19,214 Yes, I'll be perfectly all right, thank you. 1244 01:10:19,215 --> 01:10:20,882 You carry on with your research by all means. 1245 01:10:20,883 --> 01:10:23,843 I've got a few theories of my own I'd like to put into practice. 1246 01:10:23,844 --> 01:10:24,969 Yes, that's correct. 1247 01:10:24,970 --> 01:10:27,347 You don't hear music playing in the background. 1248 01:10:27,348 --> 01:10:28,681 Well, look, we had a power cut. 1249 01:10:28,682 --> 01:10:32,727 I expect the record player turned itself off automatically. 1250 01:10:32,728 --> 01:10:34,812 Right. If it makes you happy, I'll check. 1251 01:10:39,693 --> 01:10:40,902 Thanks for the warning. 1252 01:10:40,903 --> 01:10:43,738 I think we probably have another reptile loose on the premises. 1253 01:10:43,739 --> 01:10:45,740 Yeah, look, don't keep asking if I'm going to be all right. 1254 01:10:45,741 --> 01:10:47,742 Of course I'm bloody well going to be all right. 1255 01:10:47,743 --> 01:10:50,453 The police are on their way, if that's any comfort. 1256 01:10:50,454 --> 01:10:51,496 Yeah, and you take care. 1257 01:10:51,497 --> 01:10:52,497 Take care of Mary. 1258 01:10:52,498 --> 01:10:54,916 [ hisses ] 1259 01:10:55,334 --> 01:10:58,461 I'll do my best. Bye. 1260 01:11:08,722 --> 01:11:10,306 Mary, can I come in? 1261 01:11:10,557 --> 01:11:12,767 [ soft music ] 1262 01:11:19,733 --> 01:11:21,359 Mary... 1263 01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:22,944 Your mother's at rest. 1264 01:11:28,158 --> 01:11:30,159 [ wind blowing ] [ door creaks ] 1265 01:11:30,828 --> 01:11:31,828 [ door shuts ] 1266 01:11:33,038 --> 01:11:35,039 [ clock ticking ] 1267 01:11:42,506 --> 01:11:50,138 [ horn honks ] 1268 01:11:51,515 --> 01:11:54,017 [ engine idling ] 1269 01:11:54,018 --> 01:11:57,020 I've been half-expecting you. 1270 01:11:57,021 --> 01:11:59,939 Ernie: We need you to identify the body. 1271 01:11:59,940 --> 01:12:03,359 Why? You've known her yourself for years. 1272 01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:04,360 I know, Mary. 1273 01:12:04,361 --> 01:12:05,862 But we have to do it by the book. 1274 01:12:05,863 --> 01:12:07,780 It must be next of kin. 1275 01:12:09,408 --> 01:12:12,994 I'm--I'm expecting Angus back any moment. 1276 01:12:12,995 --> 01:12:14,329 We won't be long. 1277 01:12:14,330 --> 01:12:17,957 You can always call him from the station if you're worried. 1278 01:12:17,958 --> 01:12:20,335 I'll get my coat. 1279 01:12:31,221 --> 01:12:34,015 Must have been around midnight I got the call. 1280 01:12:34,016 --> 01:12:36,267 Emergency, D'ampton Hall. 1281 01:12:37,561 --> 01:12:39,937 Came in just as I was going off duty. 1282 01:12:39,938 --> 01:12:41,439 As usual. 1283 01:12:41,440 --> 01:12:45,777 Always catch you just as you're about to get your head down. 1284 01:12:45,778 --> 01:12:49,364 I thought it might have been a simple breaking and entering. 1285 01:12:49,365 --> 01:12:50,698 A wonder they've never been burgled. 1286 01:12:50,699 --> 01:12:52,450 All those valuables up there. 1287 01:12:52,451 --> 01:12:57,038 Certainly wasn't expecting to find a couple of corpses, I can tell you. 1288 01:13:00,751 --> 01:13:04,003 Peters had a--a broken neck, 1289 01:13:04,004 --> 01:13:05,922 and your mother-- 1290 01:13:05,923 --> 01:13:09,801 Well, I suppose you could say she'd been fatally wounded. 1291 01:13:09,802 --> 01:13:11,844 But what really happened? 1292 01:13:11,845 --> 01:13:13,096 What about James? 1293 01:13:13,097 --> 01:13:15,973 He was unharmed, if that's what you mean. 1294 01:13:15,974 --> 01:13:17,225 Where is he now? 1295 01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:19,227 He's helping us with our inquiries. 1296 01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:21,062 You mean he's locked up? 1297 01:13:21,063 --> 01:13:24,941 He's being detained at the station till we can get to the bottom of it, yes. 1298 01:13:24,942 --> 01:13:28,403 His present story needs a great deal of verification. 1299 01:13:28,404 --> 01:13:29,862 Will I be able to see him? 1300 01:13:29,863 --> 01:13:32,782 Ah, that depends. 1301 01:13:32,783 --> 01:13:33,866 When we get to the station, I-- 1302 01:13:33,867 --> 01:13:37,286 I want you to put out a missing persons call for Eve. 1303 01:13:37,287 --> 01:13:40,039 Eve? Oh, no. 1304 01:13:40,040 --> 01:13:41,624 What's happened, lass? 1305 01:13:41,625 --> 01:13:43,292 Where are we going? 1306 01:13:43,293 --> 01:13:45,837 This isn't the way to the police station. 1307 01:13:45,838 --> 01:13:47,964 We're picking up Lady Sylvia Marsh on the way. 1308 01:13:47,965 --> 01:13:50,383 Because of allegations brought by Lord James, 1309 01:13:50,384 --> 01:13:52,385 we're bringing her in for questioning. 1310 01:13:52,386 --> 01:13:54,053 I see. 1311 01:13:54,054 --> 01:13:55,388 Now... 1312 01:13:55,389 --> 01:13:57,765 tell me more about Eve. 1313 01:13:57,766 --> 01:13:59,308 If you don't mind, I-- 1314 01:13:59,309 --> 01:14:02,061 I'd rather wait till we get to the station. 1315 01:14:02,062 --> 01:14:03,604 Of course. 1316 01:14:03,605 --> 01:14:05,773 You rest easy, lass. 1317 01:14:26,086 --> 01:14:27,962 Aren't you coming? 1318 01:14:27,963 --> 01:14:30,298 [ gasps ] Can I stay here? 1319 01:14:30,299 --> 01:14:32,216 She sounded a bit edgy on the phone. 1320 01:14:32,217 --> 01:14:35,553 Seeing you will reassure her, like. 1321 01:14:37,431 --> 01:14:38,473 Right. 1322 01:14:38,474 --> 01:14:39,724 Uhh! 1323 01:15:05,959 --> 01:15:07,960 [ rattling ] 1324 01:15:07,961 --> 01:15:09,962 [ hissing ] 1325 01:15:13,091 --> 01:15:15,092 [ bagpipes playing ] 1326 01:16:01,265 --> 01:16:03,266 [ bagpipes continue ] 1327 01:16:20,867 --> 01:16:22,034 [ hissing ] 1328 01:16:48,270 --> 01:16:49,312 [ gasps ] 1329 01:16:54,484 --> 01:16:55,484 - [ hisses ] - Uhh! 1330 01:16:55,485 --> 01:16:57,278 [ blares ] 1331 01:16:57,279 --> 01:16:59,530 [ squish ] 1332 01:17:00,616 --> 01:17:02,408 [ bagpipes playing ] 1333 01:18:01,551 --> 01:18:02,885 [ stops playing ] 1334 01:18:02,886 --> 01:18:05,137 [ bagpipes blare ] 1335 01:18:22,114 --> 01:18:23,489 [ music ] 1336 01:18:40,966 --> 01:18:43,342 [ wind blowing ] 1337 01:18:57,983 --> 01:18:59,442 [ mongoose screeching ] 1338 01:19:23,717 --> 01:19:25,050 [ hisses ] 1339 01:19:26,386 --> 01:19:27,803 - [ crunch ] - [ screams ] 1340 01:19:35,145 --> 01:19:37,146 [ laughing ] 1341 01:19:49,451 --> 01:19:51,452 [ Mary grunting ] 1342 01:20:00,712 --> 01:20:12,765 [ grunting ] 1343 01:20:39,084 --> 01:20:40,000 [ clanking ] 1344 01:20:43,088 --> 01:20:46,048 James: Watch those cylinders! That gas is toxic! 1345 01:20:46,216 --> 01:20:48,300 And be very careful with the pump! 1346 01:20:48,301 --> 01:20:49,510 If anything happens to that, 1347 01:20:49,511 --> 01:20:51,929 we won't be able to force the gas through the fissure. 1348 01:20:51,930 --> 01:20:53,180 Lamp, please. 1349 01:20:53,181 --> 01:20:54,515 Thank you. 1350 01:20:54,516 --> 01:20:55,516 Right. 1351 01:20:55,517 --> 01:20:57,476 Now follow me and keep close. 1352 01:20:57,477 --> 01:20:59,854 It's my belief that there's some form of creature-- 1353 01:20:59,855 --> 01:21:01,188 probably carnivorous-- 1354 01:21:01,189 --> 01:21:02,273 that's trapped beneath us 1355 01:21:02,274 --> 01:21:04,275 in a subterranean chamber. 1356 01:21:04,276 --> 01:21:05,985 We'll either gas the bugger, 1357 01:21:05,986 --> 01:21:07,778 or smoke him out. 1358 01:21:07,779 --> 01:21:11,740 From now on, everyone is to maintain absolute silence. 1359 01:21:11,741 --> 01:21:12,950 Lady Sylvia: Oh, Dionin... 1360 01:21:12,951 --> 01:21:17,162 who came forth from the darkness. 1361 01:21:17,163 --> 01:21:22,126 Dionin, who dwelt in peace in the Garden of Eden. 1362 01:21:22,127 --> 01:21:25,754 Dionin, who gave us the gift of knowledge. 1363 01:21:25,755 --> 01:21:30,092 Dionin, who suffered the wrath of the false god. 1364 01:21:30,093 --> 01:21:34,346 Dionin, who was driven from Eden by the false god. 1365 01:21:34,347 --> 01:21:39,018 Dionin, who was trodden underfoot by the Son of Man. 1366 01:21:39,019 --> 01:21:43,397 Dionin, who returned to the darkness. 1367 01:21:43,398 --> 01:21:47,359 Dionin, whose kingdom is darkness. 1368 01:21:47,360 --> 01:21:51,447 Dionin, who makes safe our darkness. 1369 01:21:51,448 --> 01:21:54,992 Dionin, who is darkness. 1370 01:21:54,993 --> 01:21:56,785 Dionin the immortal, 1371 01:21:56,786 --> 01:22:00,706 accept this, our sacrifice. 1372 01:22:00,707 --> 01:22:03,876 [ Eve grunting and panting ] 1373 01:22:03,877 --> 01:22:06,170 Through darkness eternal... 1374 01:22:08,798 --> 01:22:10,674 Dionin. 1375 01:22:12,510 --> 01:22:15,930 Dionin, who came forth from the darkness, 1376 01:22:15,931 --> 01:22:19,683 Dionin, who dwelt in peace in the Garden of Eden, 1377 01:22:19,684 --> 01:22:22,561 his return... 1378 01:22:22,562 --> 01:22:25,272 as pain renews bliss, 1379 01:22:25,273 --> 01:22:29,443 as unsullied flesh is purified, 1380 01:22:29,444 --> 01:22:34,114 as noble death nourishes divine life. 1381 01:22:34,115 --> 01:22:36,617 Great Dionin, 1382 01:22:36,618 --> 01:22:40,204 accept this... 1383 01:22:40,205 --> 01:22:42,414 your sacrifice. 1384 01:22:44,501 --> 01:22:45,751 [ Dionin roars ] 1385 01:22:47,379 --> 01:22:49,797 [ bellowing ] 1386 01:22:52,634 --> 01:22:54,635 [ Eve grunting ] 1387 01:22:58,348 --> 01:23:01,600 No time for ritual, no time for ceremony. 1388 01:23:01,601 --> 01:23:03,602 [ muffled grunting, chains rattling ] 1389 01:23:04,688 --> 01:23:07,648 [ Dionin roaring ] 1390 01:23:46,104 --> 01:23:47,312 [ muffled yelling ] 1391 01:23:48,565 --> 01:23:50,691 [ Dionin roaring ] 1392 01:24:01,995 --> 01:24:03,996 [ Angus yells ] 1393 01:24:03,997 --> 01:24:05,664 Aah! 1394 01:24:05,665 --> 01:24:07,875 [ all screaming ] 1395 01:24:17,552 --> 01:24:19,428 [ Lady Sylvia screaming, flesh ripping ] 1396 01:24:39,866 --> 01:24:43,160 [ Lady Sylvia screams ] 1397 01:24:43,161 --> 01:24:45,412 [ Dionin roars ] 1398 01:24:45,413 --> 01:24:46,789 [ Eve gasps ] 1399 01:24:52,879 --> 01:24:55,881 - [ Eve whimpers ] - [ muffled yell ] 1400 01:24:55,882 --> 01:24:57,883 [ Dionin roaring ] 1401 01:25:05,683 --> 01:25:07,142 [ Mary grunts ] 1402 01:25:10,605 --> 01:25:13,148 [ Eve and Mary gasping ] 1403 01:25:13,149 --> 01:25:14,942 You go on. I'm going back. 1404 01:25:14,943 --> 01:25:17,194 - No! - What are you doing? 1405 01:25:17,195 --> 01:25:18,570 Angus! 1406 01:25:18,571 --> 01:25:20,447 And run like hell! 1407 01:25:22,158 --> 01:25:24,743 [ Dionin roaring ] 1408 01:25:30,166 --> 01:25:31,917 Holy shit! 1409 01:25:45,265 --> 01:25:47,266 [ Eve and Mary coughing ] 1410 01:25:49,727 --> 01:25:51,728 [ wind blowing ] 1411 01:26:07,745 --> 01:26:09,329 What are you doing? 1412 01:26:09,330 --> 01:26:13,167 Just in case there's a scratch that gets infected by the venom. 1413 01:26:13,168 --> 01:26:14,918 I had it analyzed. 1414 01:26:17,338 --> 01:26:19,339 This is the antidote. 1415 01:26:19,507 --> 01:26:21,133 [ Eve coughs ] 1416 01:26:21,134 --> 01:26:22,634 What if it doesn't work? 1417 01:26:24,679 --> 01:26:26,638 Well, it worked on me all right. 1418 01:26:26,639 --> 01:26:28,891 But by Jesus, it took its time. 1419 01:26:28,892 --> 01:26:31,643 - Oh! Uhh! - Thought I was a goner. 1420 01:26:31,644 --> 01:26:33,770 [ Eve weeping ] 1421 01:26:33,771 --> 01:26:35,856 You stay here. 1422 01:26:35,857 --> 01:26:37,149 I'm going to phone for an ambulance. 1423 01:26:37,150 --> 01:26:39,151 [ Eve coughing ] 1424 01:26:44,365 --> 01:26:47,075 [ music ] 1425 01:26:50,455 --> 01:26:52,331 Thanks. 1426 01:26:52,332 --> 01:26:53,457 Where would you say that was? 1427 01:26:53,458 --> 01:26:56,668 Looks like it's over the grove somewhere. 1428 01:26:56,669 --> 01:26:58,712 You think it could be over Temple House? 1429 01:26:58,713 --> 01:27:00,881 Could be. What are we up to now? 1430 01:27:00,882 --> 01:27:02,925 Now it's a pint at the local on me. 1431 01:27:02,926 --> 01:27:04,885 Tell the chaps. I'll catch you up. 1432 01:27:14,979 --> 01:27:17,356 [ brakes squeal ] 1433 01:27:18,775 --> 01:27:19,775 [ engine stops ] 1434 01:27:22,070 --> 01:27:23,737 Just back from the Highland Games? 1435 01:27:23,738 --> 01:27:26,031 You picked a fine time to go potholing. 1436 01:27:26,032 --> 01:27:27,908 I've developed rather a taste for it. 1437 01:27:27,909 --> 01:27:28,867 Might even go back tomorrow. 1438 01:27:28,868 --> 01:27:30,202 With more smoke? 1439 01:27:30,203 --> 01:27:31,828 Dynamite, I thought. 1440 01:27:31,829 --> 01:27:33,747 I've saved you the trouble. 1441 01:27:33,748 --> 01:27:35,749 Damn. 1442 01:27:35,750 --> 01:27:37,918 I wanted to do a good deed like bold Sir John. 1443 01:27:37,919 --> 01:27:40,420 You smoked out the worm and saved our skins. 1444 01:27:40,421 --> 01:27:41,797 That should do you. 1445 01:27:41,798 --> 01:27:45,717 The girls are both okay. Don't worry. 1446 01:27:45,718 --> 01:27:47,469 But how did you know it was there? 1447 01:27:47,470 --> 01:27:48,804 Well, it was the watch. 1448 01:27:48,805 --> 01:27:50,430 Since it disappeared in the vicinity of Temple House 1449 01:27:50,431 --> 01:27:51,765 and reappeared in the cavern, 1450 01:27:51,766 --> 01:27:52,766 there had to be a connection. 1451 01:27:52,767 --> 01:27:53,767 Underground. 1452 01:27:53,768 --> 01:27:55,477 Mm. 1453 01:27:55,478 --> 01:27:57,104 The rockfall that trapped the creature centuries ago 1454 01:27:57,105 --> 01:27:59,648 turned out to be a refuge, as well as a prison. 1455 01:27:59,649 --> 01:28:01,316 It survived. 1456 01:28:01,317 --> 01:28:03,318 Thanks to the likes of Lady Sylvia, 1457 01:28:03,319 --> 01:28:06,196 whose final human sacrifice was herself. 1458 01:28:07,407 --> 01:28:11,368 Umm. Well, that's real devotion for you. 1459 01:28:11,369 --> 01:28:13,578 Aye. She's gone for good now, 1460 01:28:13,579 --> 01:28:16,123 and her final acolyte along with her. 1461 01:28:17,667 --> 01:28:19,042 Poor Ernie. 1462 01:28:19,043 --> 01:28:22,004 What, she got him, too? 1463 01:28:22,005 --> 01:28:24,756 He told me that you were locked up in the police station. 1464 01:28:24,757 --> 01:28:26,717 That was a lie. 1465 01:28:26,718 --> 01:28:27,926 I split before he arrived. 1466 01:28:27,927 --> 01:28:30,470 The whole place was becoming like a reptile house. 1467 01:28:30,471 --> 01:28:33,974 Anyway, I'd never have got my act together in a prison cell. 1468 01:28:33,975 --> 01:28:37,644 I suppose it's all going to take a little bit of explaining. 1469 01:28:37,645 --> 01:28:39,479 Seems we've both a little explaining to do. 1470 01:28:39,480 --> 01:28:41,648 Perhaps we should give ourselves up together? 1471 01:28:41,649 --> 01:28:43,775 Well, yeah, but after we've had a drink with the girls, 1472 01:28:43,776 --> 01:28:44,985 don't you think? 1473 01:28:44,986 --> 01:28:45,986 Where are they, by the way? 1474 01:28:45,987 --> 01:28:48,196 I guess in the local hospital by now. 1475 01:28:48,197 --> 01:28:49,406 In the hospital? 1476 01:28:49,407 --> 01:28:50,991 Just a precaution in case of delayed shock. 1477 01:28:50,992 --> 01:28:52,993 Don't be alarmed. 1478 01:28:52,994 --> 01:28:55,245 By Christ, have I a tale to tell you. 1479 01:28:55,246 --> 01:28:57,622 [ telephone rings ] I can hardly wait. 1480 01:28:57,623 --> 01:28:58,790 Hang on a minute. [ ring ] 1481 01:28:58,791 --> 01:29:00,208 Might be the girls. 1482 01:29:00,209 --> 01:29:03,628 Send them my love if it is. [ ring ] 1483 01:29:03,629 --> 01:29:06,256 [ ring ] 1484 01:29:07,508 --> 01:29:09,760 Hello? Mercy Farm. Angus Flint speaking. 1485 01:29:10,011 --> 01:29:11,386 Oh, hello, Mr. Flint. 1486 01:29:11,387 --> 01:29:13,638 It's Darby Hospital research lab here. 1487 01:29:13,639 --> 01:29:15,390 I'd almost given up hope. 1488 01:29:16,517 --> 01:29:20,103 Yes, we've been ringing you on and off for over an hour. 1489 01:29:20,104 --> 01:29:22,814 No. My name is Nurse Gladwell. 1490 01:29:22,815 --> 01:29:23,940 I'm Dr. Blake's assistant. 1491 01:29:25,902 --> 01:29:29,571 No, he's gone home. 1492 01:29:29,572 --> 01:29:31,531 Well, it's just to say there's been a silly mistake. 1493 01:29:31,532 --> 01:29:33,200 It's my fault really. 1494 01:29:33,201 --> 01:29:35,994 Yes, you were given the wrong serum. 1495 01:29:37,205 --> 01:29:39,790 It's for the relief of arthritis. 1496 01:29:41,626 --> 01:29:44,294 No, it's no good for snakebites at all, 1497 01:29:44,295 --> 01:29:47,964 but we won't be getting many of them this time of year, will we? 1498 01:29:47,965 --> 01:29:50,967 Uh, I have your antidote here. 1499 01:29:50,968 --> 01:29:52,844 You can collect it tomorrow. 1500 01:29:52,845 --> 01:29:55,722 Oh, and if the same time, if you'd kindly-- 1501 01:30:09,904 --> 01:30:11,613 [ music sting ] 1502 01:30:17,745 --> 01:30:18,870 [ horn honks ] 1503 01:30:20,415 --> 01:30:22,416 [ engine idling ] 1504 01:30:31,884 --> 01:30:32,884 [ gate squeals ] 1505 01:30:35,471 --> 01:30:37,973 There we are. Slither in. 1506 01:30:43,688 --> 01:30:45,730 So was that the hospital? 1507 01:30:45,731 --> 01:30:46,731 Hospital? 1508 01:30:46,732 --> 01:30:49,109 Yeah, you thought it might be the girls. 1509 01:30:49,110 --> 01:30:50,652 No, it wasn't the girls. 1510 01:30:50,653 --> 01:30:51,987 Good. 1511 01:30:51,988 --> 01:30:54,072 Look, I don't know about you, but I'm famished. 1512 01:30:54,073 --> 01:30:55,532 Can we stop on the way for a bite? 1513 01:31:00,079 --> 01:31:01,955 Why not? 1514 01:31:01,956 --> 01:31:03,165 Great. 1515 01:31:10,173 --> 01:31:12,090 Man: 1 , 2, 3, 4! 1516 01:31:12,091 --> 01:31:14,092 [ Irish punk playing ] 1517 01:31:20,141 --> 01:31:21,975 ♪ John D'ampton went a-fishing once ♪ 1518 01:31:21,976 --> 01:31:24,186 ♪ A-fishing in the weir ♪ 1519 01:31:24,187 --> 01:31:26,146 ♪ He caught a fish upon his hook ♪ 1520 01:31:26,147 --> 01:31:28,231 ♪ He thought looked mighty queer ♪ 1521 01:31:28,232 --> 01:31:30,400 ♪ Now what a kind of fish it was ♪ 1522 01:31:30,401 --> 01:31:32,277 ♪ John D'ampton couldn't tell ♪ 1523 01:31:32,278 --> 01:31:34,529 ♪ But he didn't like the look of it ♪ 1524 01:31:34,530 --> 01:31:36,031 ♪ So he threw it down a well ♪ 1525 01:31:36,032 --> 01:31:37,157 Ha! 1526 01:31:45,166 --> 01:31:47,167 ♪ Now the worm got fat and growed ♪ 1527 01:31:47,168 --> 01:31:49,085 ♪ And growed an awful size ♪ 1528 01:31:49,086 --> 01:31:50,962 ♪ With great big teeth and a great big mouth ♪ 1529 01:31:50,963 --> 01:31:52,964 ♪ And great big goggle eyes ♪ 1530 01:31:52,965 --> 01:31:55,175 ♪ And when at night it crawled about ♪ 1531 01:31:55,176 --> 01:31:57,385 ♪ A-lookin' for some booze ♪ 1532 01:31:57,386 --> 01:31:59,221 ♪ If it fell dry upon the road ♪ 1533 01:31:59,222 --> 01:32:01,014 ♪ It milked a dozen cows ♪ 1534 01:32:01,015 --> 01:32:02,057 Ha ha! 1535 01:32:09,857 --> 01:32:11,816 ♪ This fearful worm would often feed ♪ 1536 01:32:11,817 --> 01:32:13,527 ♪ On cows and lamb and sheep ♪ 1537 01:32:13,528 --> 01:32:15,820 ♪ And swallow little babes alive ♪ 1538 01:32:15,821 --> 01:32:18,073 ♪ When they lay down to sleep ♪ 1539 01:32:18,074 --> 01:32:20,158 ♪ So John set out and caught the beast ♪ 1540 01:32:20,159 --> 01:32:22,118 ♪ And cut it into halves ♪ 1541 01:32:22,119 --> 01:32:24,079 ♪ And that's what stopped it eatin' babes ♪ 1542 01:32:24,080 --> 01:32:25,997 ♪ And sheep and lambs and calves ♪ 1543 01:32:25,998 --> 01:32:27,082 Ta! 1544 01:32:42,848 --> 01:32:45,058 ♪ So now you know how all the folks ♪ 1545 01:32:45,059 --> 01:32:47,018 ♪ On both sides of the weir ♪ 1546 01:32:47,019 --> 01:32:49,104 ♪ Lost lots of sheep and lots of sleep ♪ 1547 01:32:49,105 --> 01:32:51,064 ♪ And lived in mortal fear ♪ 1548 01:32:51,065 --> 01:32:53,483 ♪ So drink the health of brave Sir John ♪ 1549 01:32:53,484 --> 01:32:55,527 ♪ Who kept the babes from harm ♪ 1550 01:32:55,528 --> 01:32:57,404 ♪ Saved cows and calves by makin' halves ♪ 1551 01:32:57,405 --> 01:32:59,322 ♪ Of that famous D'ampton worm ♪ 1552 01:32:59,323 --> 01:33:01,032 Yee-hah! 1553 01:33:01,033 --> 01:33:02,409 Whoo!